Why buy the cow?

kayleesgrandma

New member
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage. WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">

Men are like....

1. Men are like ...Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. ..Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ...Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ...Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ...Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ...Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ..Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ...Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ...Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like... Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ...Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ...Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ...Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
 

kayleesgrandma

New member
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage. WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">

Men are like....

1. Men are like ...Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. ..Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ...Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ...Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ...Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ...Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ..Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ...Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ...Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like... Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ...Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ...Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ...Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
 

kayleesgrandma

New member
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage. WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">

Men are like....

1. Men are like ...Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. ..Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ...Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ...Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ...Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ...Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ..Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ...Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ...Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like... Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ...Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ...Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ...Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
 
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Jade

Guest
#13 was my favorite. I needed a good laugh tonight.<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif" border="0">
 
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Jade

Guest
#13 was my favorite. I needed a good laugh tonight.<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif" border="0">
 
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Jade

Guest
#13 was my favorite. I needed a good laugh tonight.<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif" border="0">
 

dyza

New member
Oh Terri, your getting brave thats 3 joke posts this past week.
Did I say I liked them?
keep them coming<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">
 

dyza

New member
Oh Terri, your getting brave thats 3 joke posts this past week.
Did I say I liked them?
keep them coming<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">
 

dyza

New member
Oh Terri, your getting brave thats 3 joke posts this past week.
Did I say I liked them?
keep them coming<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">
 
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65rosessamurai

Guest
I might be more like a parking spot, and maybe a department store, but the MIL is a constant commercial!!!

Any good points to buy the cow, or do you need a bottle of viagara to come with the cow? Of course that still brings up problem two...wait 3 hours for a 3 minute ride!! Some rides can be exciting in those three minutes, though! (Hehe!)
And 3 minutes is better than a 30 second crash and burn!
 
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65rosessamurai

Guest
I might be more like a parking spot, and maybe a department store, but the MIL is a constant commercial!!!

Any good points to buy the cow, or do you need a bottle of viagara to come with the cow? Of course that still brings up problem two...wait 3 hours for a 3 minute ride!! Some rides can be exciting in those three minutes, though! (Hehe!)
And 3 minutes is better than a 30 second crash and burn!
 
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