thefrogprincess
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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed
home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear
Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at
home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to
switch with mine for a day. Amen."
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning,
sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his
mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast,
packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the
dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a
deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and
bathed the dog. Then it was already 1:00 P.M. and he hurried to make the
beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them
on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do
their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did
the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for
salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the
kids, and put them to bed. At 9:00 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily
chores weren't finished. He went to bed where he was expected to make
love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: -
"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife
being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! oh! please, let us trade
back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have
learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months though, you got pregnant last
night."
This has been voted Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year!
home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear
Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at
home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to
switch with mine for a day. Amen."
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning,
sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his
mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast,
packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the
dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a
deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and
bathed the dog. Then it was already 1:00 P.M. and he hurried to make the
beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them
on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do
their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did
the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for
salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the
kids, and put them to bed. At 9:00 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily
chores weren't finished. He went to bed where he was expected to make
love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: -
"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife
being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! oh! please, let us trade
back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have
learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months though, you got pregnant last
night."
This has been voted Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year!