Three Old Grandmas
Three old mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench
outside a nursing home. About then an old grandpa
walked by, and one of the old grandmas yelled out
saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."
The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess
it, you old fools."
One of the old grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop
your under shorts and we can tell your exact age."
Embarrassed just a little, he dropped his drawers.
The grandmas stared at him for a while, asked him
to turn around a couple of times, asked him to jump
up and down for a little while and then they all piped
up and said, "You're 84 years old!"
"How in the world did you guess ?"
The old grandmas snickered and laughed.
Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear,
all three happily yelled in unison,
"Because we were at your birthday party yesterday.".
Three old mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench
outside a nursing home. About then an old grandpa
walked by, and one of the old grandmas yelled out
saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."
The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess
it, you old fools."
One of the old grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop
your under shorts and we can tell your exact age."
Embarrassed just a little, he dropped his drawers.
The grandmas stared at him for a while, asked him
to turn around a couple of times, asked him to jump
up and down for a little while and then they all piped
up and said, "You're 84 years old!"
"How in the world did you guess ?"
The old grandmas snickered and laughed.
Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear,
all three happily yelled in unison,
"Because we were at your birthday party yesterday.".