<embed src="<a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer/flvplayer.swf"">http://www.theonion.com/conten...oplayer/flvplayer.swf"</a> type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="355" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/75552/video&autostart=false&image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/200_KIDNEYS_aticle.jpg&bufferlength=3&embedded=true&title=Anonymous%20Philanthropist%20Donates%20200%20Human%20Kidneys%20To%20Hospital"></embed><br/><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/anonymous_philanthropist_donates?utm_source=embedded_video">Anonymous Philanthropist Donates 200 Human Kidneys To Hospital</a>