yea, sounds a little creepy, Sean!
Besides, I don't know who that Jen is (there are a lot of Jennifers on this site!), and Tamara is practically married to some "Guy" (Inside joke for Tam!). Not sure who Shelley is, either, haven't had the pleasure of meeting her, yet.
However, I'm glad you at least didn't ask about that guy who looks like he might be wearing a tux!