This is the sort of chat I have with a friend of mine. Excellent in a pub with people listening in, and totally innocent...
"Do you prefer a good oral or having it shoved in?"
"Oh definitely oral it's a much better experience. There's nothing worse than some amateur fumbling around trying to get it in."
"I'm into oral too, but sometimes it's better having long one in. Have you had any bad experiences?"
"Sometimes they let go with the squirt before it's in properly."
"Real bummer that after all the build up, you know, expecting it to go smoothly after you've reclined and relaxed."
"Yep. Definitely prefer oral. How do you get on with swallowing?"
"No worries, been doing it since I was six. Mind you I've had a couple of big ones recently.
"Leave a nasty taste?"
"Not really, but sure touched both sides on the way down!"
"My last one was a bit strong. Got a dose of thrush too!"
So, who prefers pills to IVs?
"Do you prefer a good oral or having it shoved in?"
"Oh definitely oral it's a much better experience. There's nothing worse than some amateur fumbling around trying to get it in."
"I'm into oral too, but sometimes it's better having long one in. Have you had any bad experiences?"
"Sometimes they let go with the squirt before it's in properly."
"Real bummer that after all the build up, you know, expecting it to go smoothly after you've reclined and relaxed."
"Yep. Definitely prefer oral. How do you get on with swallowing?"
"No worries, been doing it since I was six. Mind you I've had a couple of big ones recently.
"Leave a nasty taste?"
"Not really, but sure touched both sides on the way down!"
"My last one was a bit strong. Got a dose of thrush too!"
So, who prefers pills to IVs?