Another blonde joke.

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thefrogprincess

New member
A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she
decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going
to paint a couple of rooms in the house.>>

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
down to the task at hand.>>

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive
smell of paint.>>

He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the
floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka
and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she
is OK.

She replies yes.>

He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to
prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it
by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She
replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it
said


You'll love this ..>


Yep. I know you will ...





"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS"
 
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thefrogprincess

New member
A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she
decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going
to paint a couple of rooms in the house.>>

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
down to the task at hand.>>

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive
smell of paint.>>

He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the
floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka
and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she
is OK.

She replies yes.>

He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to
prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it
by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She
replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it
said


You'll love this ..>


Yep. I know you will ...





"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS"
 
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thefrogprincess

New member
A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she
decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going
to paint a couple of rooms in the house.>>

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
down to the task at hand.>>

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive
smell of paint.>>

He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the
floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka
and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she
is OK.

She replies yes.>

He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to
prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it
by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She
replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it
said


You'll love this ..>


Yep. I know you will ...





"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS"
 
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kayleesgrandma

New member
I love it! Hope blondes don't feel like we are picking on them--it's just too easy! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">
 
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kayleesgrandma

New member
I love it! Hope blondes don't feel like we are picking on them--it's just too easy! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">
 
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kayleesgrandma

New member
I love it! Hope blondes don't feel like we are picking on them--it's just too easy! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">
 
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JazzysMom

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>thefrogprincess</b></i>

A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these

blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she

decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.



While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going

to paint a couple of rooms in the house.>>



The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets

down to the task at hand.>>



Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive

smell of paint.>>



He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the

floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka

and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she

is OK.



She replies yes.>



He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to

prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it

by painting the house.



He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She

replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it

said





You'll love this ..>





Yep. I know you will ...











"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS"</end quote></div>




OHHHHHHHHHHH this is just wrong LMAO!
 
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JazzysMom

New member
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>thefrogprincess</b></i>

A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these

blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she

decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.



While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going

to paint a couple of rooms in the house.>>



The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets

down to the task at hand.>>



Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive

smell of paint.>>



He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the

floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka

and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she

is OK.



She replies yes.>



He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to

prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it

by painting the house.



He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She

replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it

said





You'll love this ..>





Yep. I know you will ...











"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS"</end quote></div>




OHHHHHHHHHHH this is just wrong LMAO!
 
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JazzysMom

New member
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>thefrogprincess</b></i>

A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these

blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she

decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.



While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going

to paint a couple of rooms in the house.>>



The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets

down to the task at hand.>>



Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive

smell of paint.>>



He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the

floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka

and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she

is OK.



She replies yes.>



He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to

prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it

by painting the house.



He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She

replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it

said





You'll love this ..>





Yep. I know you will ...











"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS"</end quote></div>




OHHHHHHHHHHH this is just wrong LMAO!
 
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ViviansMom

New member
Blonde gose to the market but is gone for 4 days her father starts out to look for finds her sitting at a stop sign,

"Peggy what are you doing"

"Well Dad I've been sitting here for 4 days and this sign still hasn't turned green"
 
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ViviansMom

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Blonde gose to the market but is gone for 4 days her father starts out to look for finds her sitting at a stop sign,

"Peggy what are you doing"

"Well Dad I've been sitting here for 4 days and this sign still hasn't turned green"
 
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ViviansMom

New member
Blonde gose to the market but is gone for 4 days her father starts out to look for finds her sitting at a stop sign,

"Peggy what are you doing"

"Well Dad I've been sitting here for 4 days and this sign still hasn't turned green"
 
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