congratulations on your new ownership of a port!! you are now the envy of ALL the drug users in America!! i love my port, it is sewn into my left breast "north west" of my nipple. it sticks out a little and when i am asked what is the lump and little tube they can see under the skin i tell em it is a testicle that somehow formed in my breast instead of my scrotum. the little tube is a false vas deferens and occasionally i need to have a needle inserted to help drain excess sperm. however i guess you cant really use that excuse eh Linsay!! cheers girl and i hope the colts win!(it is colts isnt it?) Blacky