Best way to get rid of a body?

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Faust

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...I'd like some ideas. A blender and an axe would take too long huh? <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif" border="0">


BTW now that I have your attention, i'd just like to inform you that i'm getting good feedback on my resume, and in one day have 3 potential hits, 2 very promising. So if anyone is in need of a real good and real cheap resume service, let me know and i'll scoot you her way.


I would also like to inform you guys that I <3 you guys.


I wonder how many views this thread will get <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
 
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Faust

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>thelizardqueen</b></i>

Hey - that's awesome news Sean. Good luck with that. Keep us posted on the outcome!</end quote></div>


The body, the blender, and the axe, or the resume progress? <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">


/pushes severed foot into blender and makes god awful grinding noises
 
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Pete

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use lime...takes time but effective.

Hydrochloric acid.

We have saltwater crocs...they are VERY effective cause they sink then devour the body when its semi-decomposed..plus no-one is gonna go looking for a body in saltwater crocodiles habitat..

Dingoes...same case scenario, they scatter the remains.

Wild pigs...just plain nasty but effective

this is just what i've heard of course <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">

unfortunately I don't need a resume but i'll keep it in mind if or when i do.

Pete
 
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thelizardqueen

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Well...the blender of course. I mean, anyone can do a resume, but to get rid of a body with a blender - man, that takes guts.<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
 
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anonymous

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Think you need a strong acid and a strong base. One disolves skin and fat, the other takes care of bones.

Cruise ship?
 
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littledebbie

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I saw some CI show or whatever where they dropped the body in a salt marsh, it was very hard to find and very decomposed but I don't think much beats the Fargo wood chipper.
 
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CowTown

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>SeanDavis</b></i>

... I <3 you guys.

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What is that?! I as thinking it was a sideways ***** with the person bending over, then it dawned on me.....is it a heart?
 
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CowTown

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What I said was:

What is that?! I as thinking it was a sideways as* with the person bending over, then it dawned on me.....is it a heart?
 
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CowTown

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Well, a blender and an axe might be quicker actually, but I say eat it! But don't forget the tobasco. You will enjoy the process more this way. That's just a personal preference. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif" border="0">
 
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Faust

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yeah it's a heart. Though I do like how the first thing you thought of was bending over butt cheeks. Props to you on that.
 
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Jane

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That's grest news for the job search Sean!


...I'm w/ Steph....burn it.

I have a kiln in my room at school
 
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littledebbie

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Ha Kelly, you have my dying, i have never figured it out either and I thought like you, except Emily has it in her sig line, it says I <3 Mike and i've always been well it can't mean THAT then cuz why would she say that, she likes him?...........

LMAO!
 
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Brad

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A Wood Chipper into fish pond does well also,,,,

the fishes are hungry too ya know,,,,,,




Congrats on the J O B !!!!!!!!!!!
 
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LoveShines4Austin

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We <img src="i/expressions/heart.gif" border="0"> you too, Sean!

Congrats and I'll keep my fingers, toes, arms, legs and even my eyes, crossed for you! <img src="i/expressions/lips.gif" border="0">

Umm...I'd sugest a very long boat trip with a very large cooler (or two) weighted down by a very large (untraceable) anchor.
 
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skh

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Congratulations Sean! I am so happy for you.

Kelly, I'm glad you figured it out...I was lost - which is no uncommon for me!

Sean, what a nice thing to say and back at ya!

Sue
 
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Emeraldmirror

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find a mud bottom river, go to where it's shallow, dig a hole, a pretty deep hole. bury body. No one will notice the smell because a mud bottom river smells anyway, and it will decompose pretty fast in a moist area, and really now.. who goes out and digs in a river...


Ashley 21 w/cf
 
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