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Brad

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Blond Father
A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?!"
 
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Blond Father
A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?!"
 
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Blond Father
A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?!"
 
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Brad

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Blond Father
A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?!"
 
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Blond Father
<br />A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?!"
 
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Brad

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Well,,, I thought it was funny... lol
Ok Try this one......

Don't Leave 'Em Hanging
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out.
When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
 
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Brad

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Well,,, I thought it was funny... lol
Ok Try this one......

Don't Leave 'Em Hanging
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out.
When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
 
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Brad

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Well,,, I thought it was funny... lol
Ok Try this one......

Don't Leave 'Em Hanging
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out.
When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
 
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Brad

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Well,,, I thought it was funny... lol
Ok Try this one......

Don't Leave 'Em Hanging
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out.
When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
 
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Brad

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Well,,, I thought it was funny... lol
<br /> Ok Try this one......
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<br /> Don't Leave 'Em Hanging
<br />Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
<br />One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out.
<br />When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
<br />When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
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<br />Edna replied "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
 
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Lance2020x

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My current favorite blond joke:

A blond woman walks into a doctors office with a frog stuck on her head. The blond sits down on the examination table and the doctor says "Alright, what seems to be the problem?" and the frog says "Are you blind?! I've got a BLOND stuck to my butt!"
 
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Lance2020x

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My current favorite blond joke:

A blond woman walks into a doctors office with a frog stuck on her head. The blond sits down on the examination table and the doctor says "Alright, what seems to be the problem?" and the frog says "Are you blind?! I've got a BLOND stuck to my butt!"
 
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Lance2020x

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My current favorite blond joke:

A blond woman walks into a doctors office with a frog stuck on her head. The blond sits down on the examination table and the doctor says "Alright, what seems to be the problem?" and the frog says "Are you blind?! I've got a BLOND stuck to my butt!"
 
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Lance2020x

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My current favorite blond joke:

A blond woman walks into a doctors office with a frog stuck on her head. The blond sits down on the examination table and the doctor says "Alright, what seems to be the problem?" and the frog says "Are you blind?! I've got a BLOND stuck to my butt!"
 
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Lance2020x

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My current favorite blond joke:
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<br />A blond woman walks into a doctors office with a frog stuck on her head. The blond sits down on the examination table and the doctor says "Alright, what seems to be the problem?" and the frog says "Are you blind?! I've got a BLOND stuck to my butt!"
 
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peanutsowers8996

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I'm a blonde and I really don't care for the jokes. But...my favorite blonde joke is this.

You know that there's a blonde car in front of you when the bumper sticker is upside down and the gas in still connected in the car. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">
 
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peanutsowers8996

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I'm a blonde and I really don't care for the jokes. But...my favorite blonde joke is this.

You know that there's a blonde car in front of you when the bumper sticker is upside down and the gas in still connected in the car. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">
 
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peanutsowers8996

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I'm a blonde and I really don't care for the jokes. But...my favorite blonde joke is this.

You know that there's a blonde car in front of you when the bumper sticker is upside down and the gas in still connected in the car. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">
 
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peanutsowers8996

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I'm a blonde and I really don't care for the jokes. But...my favorite blonde joke is this.

You know that there's a blonde car in front of you when the bumper sticker is upside down and the gas in still connected in the car. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">
 
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peanutsowers8996

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I'm a blonde and I really don't care for the jokes. But...my favorite blonde joke is this.
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<br />You know that there's a blonde car in front of you when the bumper sticker is upside down and the gas in still connected in the car. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">
 
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