Bumper Stickers You Would Like to See

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Brad

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Jesus loves you...but everyone else
thinks you are an ass.


Impotence..Nature's way of saying
"No hard feelings,"


The proctologist called
...they found your head..


Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.

Save your breath...You'll need it to
blow up your date.


Your ridiculous little
opinion has been noted.


I used to have a handle
on life...but it broke off.

WANTED: Meaningful
overnight relationship.

Guys...just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one..

Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"

Heart Attacks...God's revenge for
eating His animal friends.

Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.


If you can read this...I can
slam on my brakes and sue you.

Some people are only alive because it
is illegal to shoot them.

Try not to let your mind wander...It is too
small and fragile to be out by itself.

Hang up and drive!! <img src="i/expressions/devil.gif" border="0">
 
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blindhearted

New member
hehe those are cute. I have actually seen some of the following on other things.

"Jesus loves you....but I'm his favorite." (saw on a drink coaster)

"If you can read this....you are about to be brake checked."

"Don't like my driving? Then get out of my way!"

"Yes this is my truck...and no I wont help you move." (this will mean something to people in the south)

"I'm not speeding...I'm qualifying!" (nascar related)

"I'm not tailgating....I'm drafting!" (nascar related)

"There is more to life than gas mileage." (for ppl w/ a heavy foot)

"Don't piss me off...I'm running out of places to hide the bodies." (saw this on a car at college)
 
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goingup

New member
Heres a couple.............. Horn broken.........watch for
finger!................Don't follow me, I'm lost
too!.................Back off or I will flush ( that was on an
R.V., how appropiate!!.............So many men, but none as good as
mine!...........F.B.I ( full body inspecton team
member!.........Beer, it's whats for dinner!...........Never drive
faster than your angels can fly!.......Keep honkin, I'M
re-loading!...............that's all 4 now<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
 
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Mockingbird

New member
You know the ones that say, "At least I can still smoke in my car"? I want to see one that says, "If you're going to smoke in your car, then roll your damn windows up!" Ha ha! Seriously, though, I don't understand why smokers have to hold their cigarettes out the window to share with the world.

Anyway, my favorite bumper sticker I've ever seen says, "Next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water" (and since I'm picking on smokers I guess that especially applies to me right now; oh well =-)
 
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65rosessamurai

Guest
My sister's motto on smoking:
"If you can smoke, I can pass gas...they both smell, and can be rude."

As for a bumber sticker I would probably see from a Domino's or Pizza Hut Delivery Moped:
"Pizza Delivery
How's my Driving? Dial "0120-Eat Me"
Though I almost had a collision with a truck yesterday, he squeezed right into my lane...I wished he had a sticker to say "IF MY DRIVING S*CKS, CALL MY BOSS AT..."

But, I Love the "Hang up and Drive" Sticker...it's a MUST here, because using the mobile phone while driving is illegal, yet I see many people (mostly the jerks who weave into my already narrow lane) do it.
Though I may soon need a "Cockatiel on Board" sign!
 
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goingup

New member
Thought of another one that I have seen that is cute.... my kid
beat up your honor student!<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif" border="0">
 
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