I laughed so hard I snorted. That is hysterical y'all!
Ok, to get serious about the topic at hand...
We kept Abby home for a year, but then decided on a local, "institutional" setting day care. I put that in quotes because they truly love my children (my oldest started there at 6 weeks old) and I know that they take excellent care of them. There are small class sizes and I'm well informed of any "outbreaks" of flu, colds, etc. that I need to be concerned about with Abby.
They willingly became educated about what they could do to help keep Abby healthy. The trick we found was to talk with her "teachers" and the "administration" candidly about what we needed from them to keep her healthy. They were receptive and understood. When she's out they ask what they can do when she comes back.
My only concerns are with meds. If she needs nebs more than 2 times a day, I don't like sending them to school. The reason is that they don't do the nebs correctly. I've talked and "trained" folks, but they get frustrated with her fighting with them and refusing (shaking head, walking off, screaming bloody murder...) to do them. We're still trying to figure out how to manage that. We talked about taking shifts getting up in the middle of the night to do the nebs and CPT. Our daycare will not do CPT.
Ok, that is all I can think of. I hope I helped!
Emily