Mockingbird
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A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday. The package is unopened and the dryer is well over the Customs limit. I am afraid they'll confisicate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes,
perhaps?"
"I would love to help you dear, but I must warn you; I will not lie."
"With your honest face Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so he asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next"
"Of course. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday. The package is unopened and the dryer is well over the Customs limit. I am afraid they'll confisicate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes,
perhaps?"
"I would love to help you dear, but I must warn you; I will not lie."
"With your honest face Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so he asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next"