Usually get hit on by one nurse or another, so in that sense I don't mind hospital stays much.
Though I think they do it on purpose, might even be written in my patient log. As I tend to make it a sport to not tell nurses anything, I find they will use any trick to confuse me and make me talk, they're a species that can learn and adapt their strategies. So beware!
They almost certainly outnumber us, and have ways to communicate with each other we have yet to understand.
However it's not hopeless, as many of them are female, there is usually envy and hate, noticeable tension amongst the nursing staff, this weakness can be exploited, for example first we observe their behaviour and inner-collective communication for days, weeks if we must. Then by observing their shifts we try to discover patterns to decipher their schedulation, taking in account all the gossip of the whole hospital to factor in unexpected pregnancies, vacations and mishaps that will create chaos in our system. We can also go look at the nursing-board down the hallway to see who's shift is next. Then by knowing their schedule we can make a reasonably accurate prediction of the level of communication from one nursing shift to the next, and when our timing is right, though not everyone will make it, when it all comes together, like solving a Rubik's cube with one million squares, it can be done, we can defeat them! And we will look upon ourselves, and through sacrifice we will be proud to have changed the course of history and the lives and hearts of billions!
So yeah hospital stays aren't too bad.
