After reading a post by Lisa about a CF child licking an exam table; it reminded me a funny, gross, and embarrassing story for my daughter. I may have to delete this story at some point but anyway here goes;.. When my daughter was around 3 or 4 years old we went for a walk outside with her best little friend and her mom. We went to a grassy park, it was winter and snow was melting..The girls were happy to run around and play and this Mom and I were chatting away watching the girls from a distance. My daughter and her friend were playing and being good, I look up and see MY daughter with somthing in her hand and in her mouth. It looked purple and plastic and my daughter looked like she was pretending it was a whistle. I got closer and saw she was holding an old tampon applicator, she found ON THE GROUND, pretending it was a whistle. Both this Mom and I were screaming YuK!!...She looked at me and said "You need to Lysol her mouth!!" I said I can't put LYSOL in her mouth. Needless, to say that play date was over quickly<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0"> I was so grossed out; I should have done the listerine thing but I just blocked it out. I told my husband the story and he thought since it was a winter thaw that, that thing had been frozen in the ground, so likely not germ infested...Anyway, we all survived<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
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Funny germaphobe story
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After reading a post by Lisa about a CF child licking an exam table; it reminded me a funny, gross, and embarrassing story for my daughter. I may have to delete this story at some point but anyway here goes;.. When my daughter was around 3 or 4 years old we went for a walk outside with her best little friend and her mom. We went to a grassy park, it was winter and snow was melting..The girls were happy to run around and play and this Mom and I were chatting away watching the girls from a distance. My daughter and her friend were playing and being good, I look up and see MY daughter with somthing in her hand and in her mouth. It looked purple and plastic and my daughter looked like she was pretending it was a whistle. I got closer and saw she was holding an old tampon applicator, she found ON THE GROUND, pretending it was a whistle. Both this Mom and I were screaming YuK!!...She looked at me and said "You need to Lysol her mouth!!" I said I can't put LYSOL in her mouth. Needless, to say that play date was over quickly<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0"> I was so grossed out; I should have done the listerine thing but I just blocked it out. I told my husband the story and he thought since it was a winter thaw that, that thing had been frozen in the ground, so likely not germ infested...Anyway, we all survived<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
After reading a post by Lisa about a CF child licking an exam table; it reminded me a funny, gross, and embarrassing story for my daughter. I may have to delete this story at some point but anyway here goes;.. When my daughter was around 3 or 4 years old we went for a walk outside with her best little friend and her mom. We went to a grassy park, it was winter and snow was melting..The girls were happy to run around and play and this Mom and I were chatting away watching the girls from a distance. My daughter and her friend were playing and being good, I look up and see MY daughter with somthing in her hand and in her mouth. It looked purple and plastic and my daughter looked like she was pretending it was a whistle. I got closer and saw she was holding an old tampon applicator, she found ON THE GROUND, pretending it was a whistle. Both this Mom and I were screaming YuK!!...She looked at me and said "You need to Lysol her mouth!!" I said I can't put LYSOL in her mouth. Needless, to say that play date was over quickly<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0"> I was so grossed out; I should have done the listerine thing but I just blocked it out. I told my husband the story and he thought since it was a winter thaw that, that thing had been frozen in the ground, so likely not germ infested...Anyway, we all survived<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
After reading a post by Lisa about a CF child licking an exam table; it reminded me a funny, gross, and embarrassing story for my daughter. I may have to delete this story at some point but anyway here goes;.. When my daughter was around 3 or 4 years old we went for a walk outside with her best little friend and her mom. We went to a grassy park, it was winter and snow was melting..The girls were happy to run around and play and this Mom and I were chatting away watching the girls from a distance. My daughter and her friend were playing and being good, I look up and see MY daughter with somthing in her hand and in her mouth. It looked purple and plastic and my daughter looked like she was pretending it was a whistle. I got closer and saw she was holding an old tampon applicator, she found ON THE GROUND, pretending it was a whistle. Both this Mom and I were screaming YuK!!...She looked at me and said "You need to Lysol her mouth!!" I said I can't put LYSOL in her mouth. Needless, to say that play date was over quickly<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0"> I was so grossed out; I should have done the listerine thing but I just blocked it out. I told my husband the story and he thought since it was a winter thaw that, that thing had been frozen in the ground, so likely not germ infested...Anyway, we all survived<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
After reading a post by Lisa about a CF child licking an exam table; it reminded me a funny, gross, and embarrassing story for my daughter. I may have to delete this story at some point but anyway here goes;.. When my daughter was around 3 or 4 years old we went for a walk outside with her best little friend and her mom. We went to a grassy park, it was winter and snow was melting..The girls were happy to run around and play and this Mom and I were chatting away watching the girls from a distance. My daughter and her friend were playing and being good, I look up and see MY daughter with somthing in her hand and in her mouth. It looked purple and plastic and my daughter looked like she was pretending it was a whistle. I got closer and saw she was holding an old tampon applicator, she found ON THE GROUND, pretending it was a whistle. Both this Mom and I were screaming YuK!!...She looked at me and said "You need to Lysol her mouth!!" I said I can't put LYSOL in her mouth. Needless, to say that play date was over quickly<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0"> I was so grossed out; I should have done the listerine thing but I just blocked it out. I told my husband the story and he thought since it was a winter thaw that, that thing had been frozen in the ground, so likely not germ infested...Anyway, we all survived<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
Oh YUK! That is terrible! I would freak! That is so funny though about the Lysol! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">)
My daughter and her friend licked tongues right in front of me one day! It was out of nowhere! I do not know where they got that idea from, but it was mutual and not talked about beforehand, just seemed like something they had done or seen before. I made sure they knew that that was NOT okay!
The crazy things kids do!
My daughter and her friend licked tongues right in front of me one day! It was out of nowhere! I do not know where they got that idea from, but it was mutual and not talked about beforehand, just seemed like something they had done or seen before. I made sure they knew that that was NOT okay!
The crazy things kids do!
Oh YUK! That is terrible! I would freak! That is so funny though about the Lysol! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">)
My daughter and her friend licked tongues right in front of me one day! It was out of nowhere! I do not know where they got that idea from, but it was mutual and not talked about beforehand, just seemed like something they had done or seen before. I made sure they knew that that was NOT okay!
The crazy things kids do!
My daughter and her friend licked tongues right in front of me one day! It was out of nowhere! I do not know where they got that idea from, but it was mutual and not talked about beforehand, just seemed like something they had done or seen before. I made sure they knew that that was NOT okay!
The crazy things kids do!
Oh YUK! That is terrible! I would freak! That is so funny though about the Lysol! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">)
My daughter and her friend licked tongues right in front of me one day! It was out of nowhere! I do not know where they got that idea from, but it was mutual and not talked about beforehand, just seemed like something they had done or seen before. I made sure they knew that that was NOT okay!
The crazy things kids do!
My daughter and her friend licked tongues right in front of me one day! It was out of nowhere! I do not know where they got that idea from, but it was mutual and not talked about beforehand, just seemed like something they had done or seen before. I made sure they knew that that was NOT okay!
The crazy things kids do!
Oh YUK! That is terrible! I would freak! That is so funny though about the Lysol! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">)
My daughter and her friend licked tongues right in front of me one day! It was out of nowhere! I do not know where they got that idea from, but it was mutual and not talked about beforehand, just seemed like something they had done or seen before. I made sure they knew that that was NOT okay!
The crazy things kids do!
My daughter and her friend licked tongues right in front of me one day! It was out of nowhere! I do not know where they got that idea from, but it was mutual and not talked about beforehand, just seemed like something they had done or seen before. I made sure they knew that that was NOT okay!
The crazy things kids do!
Oh YUK! That is terrible! I would freak! That is so funny though about the Lysol! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">)
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<br />My daughter and her friend licked tongues right in front of me one day! It was out of nowhere! I do not know where they got that idea from, but it was mutual and not talked about beforehand, just seemed like something they had done or seen before. I made sure they knew that that was NOT okay!
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<br />The crazy things kids do!
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<br />My daughter and her friend licked tongues right in front of me one day! It was out of nowhere! I do not know where they got that idea from, but it was mutual and not talked about beforehand, just seemed like something they had done or seen before. I made sure they knew that that was NOT okay!
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<br />The crazy things kids do!
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I'm thinking "ewww" and LOL at the same time. I can imagine you were just mortified and grossed out beyond belief at the moment.
Someone once told me that if your kids never do anything to gross you out......you aren't watching them close enough! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
Someone once told me that if your kids never do anything to gross you out......you aren't watching them close enough! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
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Mommafirst
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I'm thinking "ewww" and LOL at the same time. I can imagine you were just mortified and grossed out beyond belief at the moment.
Someone once told me that if your kids never do anything to gross you out......you aren't watching them close enough! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
Someone once told me that if your kids never do anything to gross you out......you aren't watching them close enough! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
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Mommafirst
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I'm thinking "ewww" and LOL at the same time. I can imagine you were just mortified and grossed out beyond belief at the moment.
Someone once told me that if your kids never do anything to gross you out......you aren't watching them close enough! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
Someone once told me that if your kids never do anything to gross you out......you aren't watching them close enough! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
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Mommafirst
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I'm thinking "ewww" and LOL at the same time. I can imagine you were just mortified and grossed out beyond belief at the moment.
Someone once told me that if your kids never do anything to gross you out......you aren't watching them close enough! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
Someone once told me that if your kids never do anything to gross you out......you aren't watching them close enough! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
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Mommafirst
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I'm thinking "ewww" and LOL at the same time. I can imagine you were just mortified and grossed out beyond belief at the moment.
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<br />Someone once told me that if your kids never do anything to gross you out......you aren't watching them close enough! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
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<br />Someone once told me that if your kids never do anything to gross you out......you aren't watching them close enough! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
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