Funny germaphobe story

twitch

New member
Ah I was wondering where I left that thing...
OK yes that was a complete joke. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

But that's really nasty! Who just throws them to the curb anyway??? This world is filled with nasty people running around all over the place.

Oh well. You did the best you could. It's not like you could have let your little girl gargle rubbing alcohol.

Great story. Thanks for sharing.
 

twitch

New member
Ah I was wondering where I left that thing...
OK yes that was a complete joke. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

But that's really nasty! Who just throws them to the curb anyway??? This world is filled with nasty people running around all over the place.

Oh well. You did the best you could. It's not like you could have let your little girl gargle rubbing alcohol.

Great story. Thanks for sharing.
 

twitch

New member
Ah I was wondering where I left that thing...
OK yes that was a complete joke. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

But that's really nasty! Who just throws them to the curb anyway??? This world is filled with nasty people running around all over the place.

Oh well. You did the best you could. It's not like you could have let your little girl gargle rubbing alcohol.

Great story. Thanks for sharing.
 

twitch

New member
Ah I was wondering where I left that thing...
OK yes that was a complete joke. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">

But that's really nasty! Who just throws them to the curb anyway??? This world is filled with nasty people running around all over the place.

Oh well. You did the best you could. It's not like you could have let your little girl gargle rubbing alcohol.

Great story. Thanks for sharing.
 

twitch

New member
Ah I was wondering where I left that thing...
<br />OK yes that was a complete joke. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
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<br />But that's really nasty! Who just throws them to the curb anyway??? This world is filled with nasty people running around all over the place.
<br />
<br />Oh well. You did the best you could. It's not like you could have let your little girl gargle rubbing alcohol.
<br />
<br />Great story. Thanks for sharing.
 

mariahsmommy

New member
Get this! One day I was watching my nephew who is 4 and my niece who is 1, along with my 14 month old. My nephew had gone to the bathroom and me being the germaphobe I am was making him wash his hands instead of just sanitizer. Well, he went to lift up on the counter and sliced his hand open with my razor. He bled and bled to the point I was freaking out. Well it stopped but in the meantime my daughter got into the toilet that hadn't been flushed and ate some toilet paper. I couldn't believe it but I threw some listerine in her mouth and she is still alive today.
 

mariahsmommy

New member
Get this! One day I was watching my nephew who is 4 and my niece who is 1, along with my 14 month old. My nephew had gone to the bathroom and me being the germaphobe I am was making him wash his hands instead of just sanitizer. Well, he went to lift up on the counter and sliced his hand open with my razor. He bled and bled to the point I was freaking out. Well it stopped but in the meantime my daughter got into the toilet that hadn't been flushed and ate some toilet paper. I couldn't believe it but I threw some listerine in her mouth and she is still alive today.
 

mariahsmommy

New member
Get this! One day I was watching my nephew who is 4 and my niece who is 1, along with my 14 month old. My nephew had gone to the bathroom and me being the germaphobe I am was making him wash his hands instead of just sanitizer. Well, he went to lift up on the counter and sliced his hand open with my razor. He bled and bled to the point I was freaking out. Well it stopped but in the meantime my daughter got into the toilet that hadn't been flushed and ate some toilet paper. I couldn't believe it but I threw some listerine in her mouth and she is still alive today.
 

mariahsmommy

New member
Get this! One day I was watching my nephew who is 4 and my niece who is 1, along with my 14 month old. My nephew had gone to the bathroom and me being the germaphobe I am was making him wash his hands instead of just sanitizer. Well, he went to lift up on the counter and sliced his hand open with my razor. He bled and bled to the point I was freaking out. Well it stopped but in the meantime my daughter got into the toilet that hadn't been flushed and ate some toilet paper. I couldn't believe it but I threw some listerine in her mouth and she is still alive today.
 

mariahsmommy

New member
Get this! One day I was watching my nephew who is 4 and my niece who is 1, along with my 14 month old. My nephew had gone to the bathroom and me being the germaphobe I am was making him wash his hands instead of just sanitizer. Well, he went to lift up on the counter and sliced his hand open with my razor. He bled and bled to the point I was freaking out. Well it stopped but in the meantime my daughter got into the toilet that hadn't been flushed and ate some toilet paper. I couldn't believe it but I threw some listerine in her mouth and she is still alive today.
 

izemmom

New member
OMG Felicia...I am just picturing you tyring to keep it together while both of these crazy things are happening! I'd have been a total basketcase. It's one of those situations that calls for a stiff drink afterward.

I'm glad they were both OK.
 

izemmom

New member
OMG Felicia...I am just picturing you tyring to keep it together while both of these crazy things are happening! I'd have been a total basketcase. It's one of those situations that calls for a stiff drink afterward.

I'm glad they were both OK.
 

izemmom

New member
OMG Felicia...I am just picturing you tyring to keep it together while both of these crazy things are happening! I'd have been a total basketcase. It's one of those situations that calls for a stiff drink afterward.

I'm glad they were both OK.
 

izemmom

New member
OMG Felicia...I am just picturing you tyring to keep it together while both of these crazy things are happening! I'd have been a total basketcase. It's one of those situations that calls for a stiff drink afterward.

I'm glad they were both OK.
 

izemmom

New member
OMG Felicia...I am just picturing you tyring to keep it together while both of these crazy things are happening! I'd have been a total basketcase. It's one of those situations that calls for a stiff drink afterward.
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<br />I'm glad they were both OK.
 
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