Well since I have been a little lite on gross material lately, I thought i'd share this one:
It has been forever since I cleaned out my truck, had all kinds of crap in it. Normally when I clean it out I leave the glovebox alone. Well this time I decided to FULLY clean out my glovebox, something that hadn't EVER been done since I bought the truck back in 1996...Yup, 1996. I'm pretty much a slobby fool when it comes to crap in my truck, so you can imagine all the crap that was in my glovebox since 1996. I was cleaning it out and I found all kinds of very funny stuff. Old two live crew cassette tapes, instructions for making homemade napalm, receipts to old strip clubs that aren't open anymore, and basically a ton of stuff that brought back memories.
Then out of nowhere I found a deeply laid cache of old condoms I had in there. This was WAY before my fiancee now, when I was a frisky studcake runnin around sewing my oats <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
Anyways, the experation of the trojans were 98, and as they say never keep a condom in a wallet or your car for any period of time due to heat killing the latex, so I wonder how safe they are now in 2006 hahaha?
Anyways heres the gross part...I guess I bought this in an old bars bathroom in one of those cologne/condom coin dispensers. It was a "Rough rider fudge flavored ribbed condom". I stood in the driveway and laughed like a freak for a good 30 mins. I vaguely remember being with friends a LONG time ago and seeing them in the bathroom and me buying it.
So now when someone you know comments on how bad something tastes, you can say "Oh yeah, I bet it doesnt taste as bad as a 1996 rough rider fudge flavored ribbed condom".
Just thought i'd share...I think i'm going to put it back in my glovebox in case someone ever steals my car they can find that and then maybe run away from the car because they think im pretty gross?
It has been forever since I cleaned out my truck, had all kinds of crap in it. Normally when I clean it out I leave the glovebox alone. Well this time I decided to FULLY clean out my glovebox, something that hadn't EVER been done since I bought the truck back in 1996...Yup, 1996. I'm pretty much a slobby fool when it comes to crap in my truck, so you can imagine all the crap that was in my glovebox since 1996. I was cleaning it out and I found all kinds of very funny stuff. Old two live crew cassette tapes, instructions for making homemade napalm, receipts to old strip clubs that aren't open anymore, and basically a ton of stuff that brought back memories.
Then out of nowhere I found a deeply laid cache of old condoms I had in there. This was WAY before my fiancee now, when I was a frisky studcake runnin around sewing my oats <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
Anyways, the experation of the trojans were 98, and as they say never keep a condom in a wallet or your car for any period of time due to heat killing the latex, so I wonder how safe they are now in 2006 hahaha?
Anyways heres the gross part...I guess I bought this in an old bars bathroom in one of those cologne/condom coin dispensers. It was a "Rough rider fudge flavored ribbed condom". I stood in the driveway and laughed like a freak for a good 30 mins. I vaguely remember being with friends a LONG time ago and seeing them in the bathroom and me buying it.
So now when someone you know comments on how bad something tastes, you can say "Oh yeah, I bet it doesnt taste as bad as a 1996 rough rider fudge flavored ribbed condom".
Just thought i'd share...I think i'm going to put it back in my glovebox in case someone ever steals my car they can find that and then maybe run away from the car because they think im pretty gross?