I hate my toes! I was in a wedding last summer and all the bridesmaids were asked to walk barefoot on the beach (destination: Mexico). When the wedding pictures were posted online, I was mortified. There were seven girls with beautiful feet and me...
Now, I only wear flats in public. They are stylish and there are tons of fun options. I always get complimented on my flats. Yeah, they are more expensive than flip flops, but they make me feel so much better about myself!
As for the hands, I would suggest a French manicure. There is something about the white tip that helps create that 'fake' nail look, taking the focus away from the clubbing.
Gosh, I love this topic. I get to complain about something that no one else in my life understands. I'm so sick of hearing my husband say, "No one will even notice." My response: "I don't care if they notice or not, I feel like I have giant hammers coming out of my toes and fingers." Ha!
Lindsay - I can totally relate to the Rudolph's red nose comment! Ha!