Hillbilly and Mirror

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Chaggie

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After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky
> all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time
> to visit the big city.
>
> In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks
> in it.
>
> Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the
> image staring back at him, "How about that! Here's a
> picture of my daddy."
>
> He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he
> remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father.
>
> So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before
> leaving for the fields, he would go there and look
> at it
>
> Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to
> the barn.
>
> One day after her husband lef t, she searched the
> barn and found the mirror.
>
> As she looked into the glass, she fumed,
> "So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with."
 
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Chaggie

New member
After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky
> all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time
> to visit the big city.
>
> In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks
> in it.
>
> Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the
> image staring back at him, "How about that! Here's a
> picture of my daddy."
>
> He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he
> remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father.
>
> So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before
> leaving for the fields, he would go there and look
> at it
>
> Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to
> the barn.
>
> One day after her husband lef t, she searched the
> barn and found the mirror.
>
> As she looked into the glass, she fumed,
> "So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with."
 
C

Chaggie

New member
After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky
> all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time
> to visit the big city.
>
> In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks
> in it.
>
> Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the
> image staring back at him, "How about that! Here's a
> picture of my daddy."
>
> He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he
> remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father.
>
> So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before
> leaving for the fields, he would go there and look
> at it
>
> Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to
> the barn.
>
> One day after her husband lef t, she searched the
> barn and found the mirror.
>
> As she looked into the glass, she fumed,
> "So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with."
 
C

Chaggie

New member
After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky
> all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time
> to visit the big city.
>
> In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks
> in it.
>
> Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the
> image staring back at him, "How about that! Here's a
> picture of my daddy."
>
> He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he
> remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father.
>
> So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before
> leaving for the fields, he would go there and look
> at it
>
> Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to
> the barn.
>
> One day after her husband lef t, she searched the
> barn and found the mirror.
>
> As she looked into the glass, she fumed,
> "So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with."
 
C

Chaggie

New member
After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky
> all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time
> to visit the big city.
>
> In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks
> in it.
>
> Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the
> image staring back at him, "How about that! Here's a
> picture of my daddy."
>
> He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he
> remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father.
>
> So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before
> leaving for the fields, he would go there and look
> at it
>
> Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to
> the barn.
>
> One day after her husband lef t, she searched the
> barn and found the mirror.
>
> As she looked into the glass, she fumed,
> "So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with."
 
C

Chaggie

New member
After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky
> all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time
> to visit the big city.
>
> In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks
> in it.
>
> Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the
> image staring back at him, "How about that! Here's a
> picture of my daddy."
>
> He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he
> remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father.
>
> So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before
> leaving for the fields, he would go there and look
> at it
>
> Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to
> the barn.
>
> One day after her husband lef t, she searched the
> barn and found the mirror.
>
> As she looked into the glass, she fumed,
> "So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with."
 
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dbtoo

New member
On a subsequent trip to the big city, the hillbilly ventured into a sky scrapper. As he stood in the lobby with his young son, they watched as the doors opened, and people entered in. The doors would close and the next time they opened, the people were gone. While standing there watching this phenomenon, they saw a wrinkled up old lady enter the doors. The next time the doors opened, this time - out stepped a beautiful young woman. The little hillbilly asked his stupified father, 'Pappy, what is that thar thing?'. Pappy replies, 'I got no idea son, but quick - Run and get your mother while it's still working....!'
 
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dbtoo

New member
On a subsequent trip to the big city, the hillbilly ventured into a sky scrapper. As he stood in the lobby with his young son, they watched as the doors opened, and people entered in. The doors would close and the next time they opened, the people were gone. While standing there watching this phenomenon, they saw a wrinkled up old lady enter the doors. The next time the doors opened, this time - out stepped a beautiful young woman. The little hillbilly asked his stupified father, 'Pappy, what is that thar thing?'. Pappy replies, 'I got no idea son, but quick - Run and get your mother while it's still working....!'
 
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dbtoo

New member
On a subsequent trip to the big city, the hillbilly ventured into a sky scrapper. As he stood in the lobby with his young son, they watched as the doors opened, and people entered in. The doors would close and the next time they opened, the people were gone. While standing there watching this phenomenon, they saw a wrinkled up old lady enter the doors. The next time the doors opened, this time - out stepped a beautiful young woman. The little hillbilly asked his stupified father, 'Pappy, what is that thar thing?'. Pappy replies, 'I got no idea son, but quick - Run and get your mother while it's still working....!'
 
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dbtoo

New member
On a subsequent trip to the big city, the hillbilly ventured into a sky scrapper. As he stood in the lobby with his young son, they watched as the doors opened, and people entered in. The doors would close and the next time they opened, the people were gone. While standing there watching this phenomenon, they saw a wrinkled up old lady enter the doors. The next time the doors opened, this time - out stepped a beautiful young woman. The little hillbilly asked his stupified father, 'Pappy, what is that thar thing?'. Pappy replies, 'I got no idea son, but quick - Run and get your mother while it's still working....!'
 
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dbtoo

New member
On a subsequent trip to the big city, the hillbilly ventured into a sky scrapper. As he stood in the lobby with his young son, they watched as the doors opened, and people entered in. The doors would close and the next time they opened, the people were gone. While standing there watching this phenomenon, they saw a wrinkled up old lady enter the doors. The next time the doors opened, this time - out stepped a beautiful young woman. The little hillbilly asked his stupified father, 'Pappy, what is that thar thing?'. Pappy replies, 'I got no idea son, but quick - Run and get your mother while it's still working....!'
 
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dbtoo

New member
On a subsequent trip to the big city, the hillbilly ventured into a sky scrapper. As he stood in the lobby with his young son, they watched as the doors opened, and people entered in. The doors would close and the next time they opened, the people were gone. While standing there watching this phenomenon, they saw a wrinkled up old lady enter the doors. The next time the doors opened, this time - out stepped a beautiful young woman. The little hillbilly asked his stupified father, 'Pappy, what is that thar thing?'. Pappy replies, 'I got no idea son, but quick - Run and get your mother while it's still working....!'
 
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