How much for the Barbie in the Window

Chaggie

New member
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that it's
his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the
salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have:

Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Divorced Barbie for $265.95

The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the
others only $19..95?"

The salesperson annoyingly answers "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with:

Ken's Car
Ken's House
Ken's Boat
Ken's Furniture
Ken's Computer and...One of Ken's Friends
 

Chaggie

New member
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that it's
his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the
salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have:

Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Divorced Barbie for $265.95

The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the
others only $19..95?"

The salesperson annoyingly answers "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with:

Ken's Car
Ken's House
Ken's Boat
Ken's Furniture
Ken's Computer and...One of Ken's Friends
 

Chaggie

New member
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that it's
his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the
salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have:

Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Divorced Barbie for $265.95

The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the
others only $19..95?"

The salesperson annoyingly answers "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with:

Ken's Car
Ken's House
Ken's Boat
Ken's Furniture
Ken's Computer and...One of Ken's Friends
 

Chaggie

New member
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that it's
his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the
salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have:

Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Divorced Barbie for $265.95

The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the
others only $19..95?"

The salesperson annoyingly answers "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with:

Ken's Car
Ken's House
Ken's Boat
Ken's Furniture
Ken's Computer and...One of Ken's Friends
 

Chaggie

New member
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that it's
his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the
salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have:

Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Divorced Barbie for $265.95

The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the
others only $19..95?"

The salesperson annoyingly answers "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with:

Ken's Car
Ken's House
Ken's Boat
Ken's Furniture
Ken's Computer and...One of Ken's Friends
 
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65rosessamurai

Guest
Ouch! (Unless you're the "now ex-friend" of Ken)
You forgot...Ken's BANK ACCOUNT!! <img src="i/expressions/devil.gif" border="0">
 
6

65rosessamurai

Guest
Ouch! (Unless you're the "now ex-friend" of Ken)
You forgot...Ken's BANK ACCOUNT!! <img src="i/expressions/devil.gif" border="0">
 
6

65rosessamurai

Guest
Ouch! (Unless you're the "now ex-friend" of Ken)
You forgot...Ken's BANK ACCOUNT!! <img src="i/expressions/devil.gif" border="0">
 
6

65rosessamurai

Guest
Ouch! (Unless you're the "now ex-friend" of Ken)
You forgot...Ken's BANK ACCOUNT!! <img src="i/expressions/devil.gif" border="0">
 
6

65rosessamurai

Guest
Ouch! (Unless you're the "now ex-friend" of Ken)
You forgot...Ken's BANK ACCOUNT!! <img src="i/expressions/devil.gif" border="0">
 
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