Insanity in the A.M.

Lilith

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Okay, getting a little tired of everyone bashing on just Allie and Sean for doing something odd in the middle of the night, so I thought I'd start this thread just to put a humor twist on the whole thing. I'm sure we've all done crazy crap we've later regretted in the middle of the night out of boredom and sleepiness, so I thought it would be fun for everyone to share their crazy A.M. stories!

I'll go first, of course.

I think I was in my sophomore year of high school. My boyfriend, my best friend Sarah, and myself were all online in the middle of the night on MSN Messenger and we started making up a funny story involving little animals doing crazy crap like running into trees and playing with knives (basically 'Happy Tree Friends' kind of stuff). My animal of choice was a porcupine (don't ask why, I don't know), Sarah's was a duck and Rick's was a cat. Well, it got so insane that we started involving our school principal in the mix, where Sarah made the duck pick up the porcupine and smash the principal with it (no, none of us were high or drunk, either!).

Well, we thought it was extremely hillarious just because of how stupid it was, so I printed it out and brought it to school the next morning for a few of our friends to read. Well, one of them laughed so loud in the middle of math class that the teacher picked up the paper and started reading our little converstation out loud, in the most serious voice she could. Our entire classroom was rolling on the floor laughing. When the teacher came to the point with the principal, though, she reported it immediatley.

Now, our principal was a nutjob, just to let you know. He thought we were going to be the next Columbine. How you get that out of a Looney Tunes-type situation, I have no idea. Anyways, my boyfriend wasn't even called into the office (lucky jerk) but Sarah and I had to do a psychiatric evaluation and were facing suspension. Our parents were called in, too. Well, my mother read the thing and then flat out told the principal he was crazy and paranoid. He had the nerve to ask if I was on drugs. That could have made an interesting conversation...

Anyway, long story short, we ended up just fine with no suspension, just one Saturday school. Goes to show how stuff can be taken way out of proportion, 'eh?

Oh, and just as a funny add-on...the teacher who turned us in was arrested for credit card fraud a few weeks later. HAHA!
 

Faust

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Thanks lilith, but it takes MUCH more bashing than what the minor league anon troll has dished out to put a blemish on me. Jealousy can be a painful thing ya know. And I have too many stories to think about which one to share. But cool thread.
 
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65rosessamurai

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Hey, Lilith!
I thought it was a good story!
Kinda reminds me of a morning which one of my younger brother got arrested for throwing fire-crackers (illegal in the state at the time) into the street, for cars to drive over (he WAS drunk), and one car that came up was a PATROL CAR!!
Luckily, the parents were out of town, and so my younger brother and I had to collect money to bail him out of jail (Never did get my $100 back!!)!
I was too good of a kid to where the worst insane thing I did, was a one-night-stand!
 

Seana30

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Okay....here is my story.......

My son was about 4 weeks old when a few friends said that I needed a night out on the town. They convinced me to go so I got all dressed up. I decided I would go and dance a little but was not going to drink.

Well I drank.......REALLY BAD DECISION AND THIS IS WHY........................

I had not drank in so long that just a drink or two got me completely smashed!! I was out on the dance floor thinking I was hot s*** when I look down and realize that my shirt has come completely unbuttoned!!!!!!!!!!!! NURSING BRA AND ALL HANGING OUT FOR ALL TO SEE!!!!

Well, I run in the bathroom and tell my friends that I am humiliated and am going to leave. They convince me that no one noticed. I go walking out of the bathroom and immediately have someone say

HEY....THERES THE GIRL THAT WAS DANCING WITH HER SHIRT OPENED!!!!

Needless to say I left in tears, and NEVER got that drunk again.....lol

Seana
 

Seana30

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Sean,

I wasn't embarassed........I was HUMILIATED!!!

That moment is defenitely on the top 10 of my most embarassing moments!!!!

They were not just boobs.....they were big baby feeding machine boobs......LOL

Seana
 

JazzysMom

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I think my horrifying moment was when I was working. I had just been to the bathroom for the 100th time because I had the runs from the antibiotics I was on at the time. On the way out of the bathroom I hear one of the guys from the Maintenance Department (whose office was right between mine & the bathroom) yell........"OH MISS..OH MISS". I ignored it thinking he wasnt talking to me. He finally ran up to me & said, "Pull your dress down in the back". I had gotten the back of my dress stuck in my pantyhose & was flashing him since I dont wear underwear with pantyhose. He & my hubby ended up being good friends, but I feel embarrassed every time I see him tho he has NEVER brought it up!
 

anonymous

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Lilith,

This year my son's teacher called me because of some "happy tree friends" kind of drawings. She freaked because it was so violent. Many people just don't get that kind of humor.

We had him evaluated and the counselor said "he's just board with the class".

Showed her.<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">

Jane
 

anonymous

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>Seana30</b></i>



They were not just boobs.....they were big baby feeding machine boobs......LOL



Seana</end quote></div>


Seana,

You are so funny. Sean couldn't understand this but ANY mother would know big baby feeding machine boobs are definately NOT just boobs. Such a difference. That must have been QUITE a dance!!

Jane
 

sarabeth87

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my brother and my best friend used to skip school 2gether all the time. my parents we're pretty strick on us going to school, so they could NOT find out. well one of they many times, we decided to get high (i know a bad idea) it was the first and only time i ever smoked weed. so after we get high, we decide to go to a Fred's. there was a huge sign on the back exit saying "do not use this EXIT", but i was soooo high, i did anyways. it tripped off the alarm and i was zoned out, so i just stood there in a haze thinkin 2 myself "what's goin on here" travis and tiffany are yelling for me to get away from the door and i just stood there. the next thing i knew, all the employees came running back there yelling and having a cow. they thought we were stilling something. we ended up having to wait there until the cops got there and we had to explain the whole thing (we left out the part bout getting high)
 

anonymous

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When DS was born -- there was a whole "cheering section" in the birthing room with me. They had a crew from the NICU cleaning DS off and checking him over 'cuz of concerns with the color of the amniotic fluid, the regular nurses and down at me feet there was the doctor sewing up my epsisiostomy along with a young medical student.

They handed me DS all wrapped up in a blanket and DH got out the camera and took a picture and I yelled -- "You didn't get my VAGINA in the picture did you?" Complete silence in the room. The doctor's jaw just dropped open and she looked at sooo shocked. I'm just glad we didn't bring a video recorder.

Liza
 

Seana30

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JANE.........YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And yes, it was QUITE a dance.

I have not stepped foot back in that bar for 11 years! LOL

Seana
 

Lilith

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LOL! These are even better than mine!

And Jane, I'm glad I'm not the only one that's had that kind of thing happen ^_^
 

S

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i had one happen just last night...went and got a new tattoo on my forearm to commemorate the birth of my daughter. my friend, who i hadn't seen for a few months, came to hang out at the shop and afterwards he came over to my house see our new baby. we were all sitting around and decided to have a drink, just a little jack and coke, my first drink in months. the night ended about a half hour later and as i was getting ready for bed i decided to take a pic of my new piece with my phone's camera and email it to my mom so she would see it first thing in the morning. i also decided to send the pic to my email just so i could see what kind of quality my cameraphone had. i opened the email and became painfully aware that i had taken the pic while changing for bed, i.e. no pants on and not covered up at all. the word "shiiiiit" enetered my head rather quickly. so i went to bed figuring i would call my mom first thing and tell her to please just delete the email. then at about 3 in the morning i started wondering if i would be up in time to make the call. i decided to get up and head downstairs to send another email to my mom begging her not to open the email. i woke up around 9am and called her. she was wondering what it could have been and kinda figured it out with a few hints from me. she respected my wishes and did delete it when she read my other email...thank god...for her! mom does not need to see her 28 year old son's full frontal! one damn drink...i used to be able to drink a whole bottle of jack for craps sake.
 

JustDucky

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Oh I have put my foot in my mouth so many times, but I will tell you some of the most ebarassing things I have ever said. One of them was when I was working on a med surg floor as a CNA, before I graduated from nursing school. Anyhow, the nurse I was paired up with asked me if I would go into a young man's room and help him, he had just had shoulder surgery and hadn't urinated yet. She was worried that she may have to put a catheter in him if he didn't go within the hour of her asking me so she asked me to try to use whatever means and resourses I had to make him pee. So, I went into the room explained to the young gentleman that the nurse wanted him to urinate and proceeded to tell him why. He was more than receptive to going the natural way, no way did he want a catheter placed to drain his bladder. Well, I turned on the water, told him to think of water falls etc....After the hour had passed, unfortunately for him, he could not go (general anesthesia is notorious for this complication) and I stepped out into the hall, saw the nurse and I said in a loud voice (she was walking away from me) "Hey, Janet...I stimulated and stimulated that guy and still nothing!" It was definitely loud enough for everyone in that hallway to hear, they all stopped in their tracks and turned around. I soon realized what I had just said and turned a shade of scarlet! I got ribbed from that one for a long time LOL!!!!

Hugs, Jenn <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
 
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