It's 5:40 am - It's port time :)

Asexyblond23

New member
Hey guys,

The port surgery went great, needles to say my doc the only one that I even know here at vandy was not able to do the surgery his kid was sick, so anexity jumped a tad on that one. Then they told me that they wont put me asleep b/c they need me to take a deep breath and hold it at certin times when they stick a guide wire thru my juglar. Yea anexity jumped alot on that one, ummm did he just say he was goning to stick me with a needle in my juglar??????? So they were great I couldnt take pills or anything yesterday morning so they let me have a valum to calm down, on a side note was not as impressed as I thought I would of been with that! But they got me back on the table all cleaned and ready and then gave my threee shots of verset and a pain med in my iv and I swear I didnt feel any pain. All I felt was some pressure from him making the puch for the port and then tugging it up theu the neck. I was very very impressed. SO now im walking around saying " They stabbed me in my juglar" I mean come on, how many tines can you say that???? Gotta use that one when I can <img src=""> They put in a mini port does anyone have that? Same working order and everyhthing as regular just smaller in diamaiter and height. I had them try to make this one the same hieght as my other port scar on the left so now I have twins <img src=""> They didnt send me home with any pain meds but the cf nurse said call if I need some so I am going to call the on call doc toady and get some, it kinda hurts!! I had 2 percs from the last hospital visit and used those yesterday to get thru. So Im offically back in the port club and damn I really wish it was a crusie thing that sounds awesome!! Yeppers I have Dr. S I really like her! But I see Miller also and Willards but I dont like Willards.

When I was on the table the doc asked if I had brest implants b/c if so he would have to be extra careful and take little bit of a differnt route with the wire, I busted out laughing and said cant you see hell no. He laughed and said well I hadnt looked down that far with all the sterile drapes. I said well since you got a hole in my chest if you wanna stuff some more down there for me I wouldnt complain and I swear one of the nurses almost pee'ed her pants she laughed so hard. Hey I would of taken it <img src="">
 

Asexyblond23

New member
Hey guys,

The port surgery went great, needles to say my doc the only one that I even know here at vandy was not able to do the surgery his kid was sick, so anexity jumped a tad on that one. Then they told me that they wont put me asleep b/c they need me to take a deep breath and hold it at certin times when they stick a guide wire thru my juglar. Yea anexity jumped alot on that one, ummm did he just say he was goning to stick me with a needle in my juglar??????? So they were great I couldnt take pills or anything yesterday morning so they let me have a valum to calm down, on a side note was not as impressed as I thought I would of been with that! But they got me back on the table all cleaned and ready and then gave my threee shots of verset and a pain med in my iv and I swear I didnt feel any pain. All I felt was some pressure from him making the puch for the port and then tugging it up theu the neck. I was very very impressed. SO now im walking around saying " They stabbed me in my juglar" I mean come on, how many tines can you say that???? Gotta use that one when I can <img src=""> They put in a mini port does anyone have that? Same working order and everyhthing as regular just smaller in diamaiter and height. I had them try to make this one the same hieght as my other port scar on the left so now I have twins <img src=""> They didnt send me home with any pain meds but the cf nurse said call if I need some so I am going to call the on call doc toady and get some, it kinda hurts!! I had 2 percs from the last hospital visit and used those yesterday to get thru. So Im offically back in the port club and damn I really wish it was a crusie thing that sounds awesome!! Yeppers I have Dr. S I really like her! But I see Miller also and Willards but I dont like Willards.

When I was on the table the doc asked if I had brest implants b/c if so he would have to be extra careful and take little bit of a differnt route with the wire, I busted out laughing and said cant you see hell no. He laughed and said well I hadnt looked down that far with all the sterile drapes. I said well since you got a hole in my chest if you wanna stuff some more down there for me I wouldnt complain and I swear one of the nurses almost pee'ed her pants she laughed so hard. Hey I would of taken it <img src="">
 

Asexyblond23

New member
Hey guys,

The port surgery went great, needles to say my doc the only one that I even know here at vandy was not able to do the surgery his kid was sick, so anexity jumped a tad on that one. Then they told me that they wont put me asleep b/c they need me to take a deep breath and hold it at certin times when they stick a guide wire thru my juglar. Yea anexity jumped alot on that one, ummm did he just say he was goning to stick me with a needle in my juglar??????? So they were great I couldnt take pills or anything yesterday morning so they let me have a valum to calm down, on a side note was not as impressed as I thought I would of been with that! But they got me back on the table all cleaned and ready and then gave my threee shots of verset and a pain med in my iv and I swear I didnt feel any pain. All I felt was some pressure from him making the puch for the port and then tugging it up theu the neck. I was very very impressed. SO now im walking around saying " They stabbed me in my juglar" I mean come on, how many tines can you say that???? Gotta use that one when I can <img src=""> They put in a mini port does anyone have that? Same working order and everyhthing as regular just smaller in diamaiter and height. I had them try to make this one the same hieght as my other port scar on the left so now I have twins <img src=""> They didnt send me home with any pain meds but the cf nurse said call if I need some so I am going to call the on call doc toady and get some, it kinda hurts!! I had 2 percs from the last hospital visit and used those yesterday to get thru. So Im offically back in the port club and damn I really wish it was a crusie thing that sounds awesome!! Yeppers I have Dr. S I really like her! But I see Miller also and Willards but I dont like Willards.

When I was on the table the doc asked if I had brest implants b/c if so he would have to be extra careful and take little bit of a differnt route with the wire, I busted out laughing and said cant you see hell no. He laughed and said well I hadnt looked down that far with all the sterile drapes. I said well since you got a hole in my chest if you wanna stuff some more down there for me I wouldnt complain and I swear one of the nurses almost pee'ed her pants she laughed so hard. Hey I would of taken it <img src="">
 

Asexyblond23

New member
Hey guys,

The port surgery went great, needles to say my doc the only one that I even know here at vandy was not able to do the surgery his kid was sick, so anexity jumped a tad on that one. Then they told me that they wont put me asleep b/c they need me to take a deep breath and hold it at certin times when they stick a guide wire thru my juglar. Yea anexity jumped alot on that one, ummm did he just say he was goning to stick me with a needle in my juglar??????? So they were great I couldnt take pills or anything yesterday morning so they let me have a valum to calm down, on a side note was not as impressed as I thought I would of been with that! But they got me back on the table all cleaned and ready and then gave my threee shots of verset and a pain med in my iv and I swear I didnt feel any pain. All I felt was some pressure from him making the puch for the port and then tugging it up theu the neck. I was very very impressed. SO now im walking around saying " They stabbed me in my juglar" I mean come on, how many tines can you say that???? Gotta use that one when I can <img src=""> They put in a mini port does anyone have that? Same working order and everyhthing as regular just smaller in diamaiter and height. I had them try to make this one the same hieght as my other port scar on the left so now I have twins <img src=""> They didnt send me home with any pain meds but the cf nurse said call if I need some so I am going to call the on call doc toady and get some, it kinda hurts!! I had 2 percs from the last hospital visit and used those yesterday to get thru. So Im offically back in the port club and damn I really wish it was a crusie thing that sounds awesome!! Yeppers I have Dr. S I really like her! But I see Miller also and Willards but I dont like Willards.

When I was on the table the doc asked if I had brest implants b/c if so he would have to be extra careful and take little bit of a differnt route with the wire, I busted out laughing and said cant you see hell no. He laughed and said well I hadnt looked down that far with all the sterile drapes. I said well since you got a hole in my chest if you wanna stuff some more down there for me I wouldnt complain and I swear one of the nurses almost pee'ed her pants she laughed so hard. Hey I would of taken it <img src="">
 

Asexyblond23

New member
Hey guys,
<br />
<br />The port surgery went great, needles to say my doc the only one that I even know here at vandy was not able to do the surgery his kid was sick, so anexity jumped a tad on that one. Then they told me that they wont put me asleep b/c they need me to take a deep breath and hold it at certin times when they stick a guide wire thru my juglar. Yea anexity jumped alot on that one, ummm did he just say he was goning to stick me with a needle in my juglar??????? So they were great I couldnt take pills or anything yesterday morning so they let me have a valum to calm down, on a side note was not as impressed as I thought I would of been with that! But they got me back on the table all cleaned and ready and then gave my threee shots of verset and a pain med in my iv and I swear I didnt feel any pain. All I felt was some pressure from him making the puch for the port and then tugging it up theu the neck. I was very very impressed. SO now im walking around saying " They stabbed me in my juglar" I mean come on, how many tines can you say that???? Gotta use that one when I can <img src=""> They put in a mini port does anyone have that? Same working order and everyhthing as regular just smaller in diamaiter and height. I had them try to make this one the same hieght as my other port scar on the left so now I have twins <img src=""> They didnt send me home with any pain meds but the cf nurse said call if I need some so I am going to call the on call doc toady and get some, it kinda hurts!! I had 2 percs from the last hospital visit and used those yesterday to get thru. So Im offically back in the port club and damn I really wish it was a crusie thing that sounds awesome!! Yeppers I have Dr. S I really like her! But I see Miller also and Willards but I dont like Willards.
<br />
<br />When I was on the table the doc asked if I had brest implants b/c if so he would have to be extra careful and take little bit of a differnt route with the wire, I busted out laughing and said cant you see hell no. He laughed and said well I hadnt looked down that far with all the sterile drapes. I said well since you got a hole in my chest if you wanna stuff some more down there for me I wouldnt complain and I swear one of the nurses almost pee'ed her pants she laughed so hard. Hey I would of taken it <img src="">
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Jane

Digital opinion leader
Sounds like things went well. You are so funny ALisha! I love you perspective. Thanks for the laugh.
 

Jane

Digital opinion leader
Sounds like things went well. You are so funny ALisha! I love you perspective. Thanks for the laugh.
 

Jane

Digital opinion leader
Sounds like things went well. You are so funny ALisha! I love you perspective. Thanks for the laugh.
 

Jane

Digital opinion leader
Sounds like things went well. You are so funny ALisha! I love you perspective. Thanks for the laugh.
 

Jane

Digital opinion leader
Sounds like things went well. You are so funny ALisha! I love you perspective. Thanks for the laugh.
 

CaliSally

New member
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>Asexyblond23</b></i>

They put in a mini port does anyone have that? Same working order and everyhthing as regular just smaller in diamaiter and height.

..I said well since you got a hole in my chest if you wanna stuff some more down there for me I wouldnt complain </end quote></div>

I don't have anything to compare to, but mine is really small too - about dime/nickel in diameter, 1/4 in.(?) in height.

Oh, and yeah, I totally freaked when I was laying there and he said he was going to put a neddle there (jugular). When I told eveyone about the surgery, they all freaked with that part too. It's creepy - like something you'd see in a horror picture!!!

I'm glad everything went well...and loved the implant story - I too would have allowed them to do some work there!!!
 

CaliSally

New member
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>Asexyblond23</b></i>

They put in a mini port does anyone have that? Same working order and everyhthing as regular just smaller in diamaiter and height.

..I said well since you got a hole in my chest if you wanna stuff some more down there for me I wouldnt complain </end quote></div>

I don't have anything to compare to, but mine is really small too - about dime/nickel in diameter, 1/4 in.(?) in height.

Oh, and yeah, I totally freaked when I was laying there and he said he was going to put a neddle there (jugular). When I told eveyone about the surgery, they all freaked with that part too. It's creepy - like something you'd see in a horror picture!!!

I'm glad everything went well...and loved the implant story - I too would have allowed them to do some work there!!!
 

CaliSally

New member
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>Asexyblond23</b></i>

They put in a mini port does anyone have that? Same working order and everyhthing as regular just smaller in diamaiter and height.

..I said well since you got a hole in my chest if you wanna stuff some more down there for me I wouldnt complain </end quote></div>

I don't have anything to compare to, but mine is really small too - about dime/nickel in diameter, 1/4 in.(?) in height.

Oh, and yeah, I totally freaked when I was laying there and he said he was going to put a neddle there (jugular). When I told eveyone about the surgery, they all freaked with that part too. It's creepy - like something you'd see in a horror picture!!!

I'm glad everything went well...and loved the implant story - I too would have allowed them to do some work there!!!
 

CaliSally

New member
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>Asexyblond23</b></i>

They put in a mini port does anyone have that? Same working order and everyhthing as regular just smaller in diamaiter and height.

..I said well since you got a hole in my chest if you wanna stuff some more down there for me I wouldnt complain </end quote>

I don't have anything to compare to, but mine is really small too - about dime/nickel in diameter, 1/4 in.(?) in height.

Oh, and yeah, I totally freaked when I was laying there and he said he was going to put a neddle there (jugular). When I told eveyone about the surgery, they all freaked with that part too. It's creepy - like something you'd see in a horror picture!!!

I'm glad everything went well...and loved the implant story - I too would have allowed them to do some work there!!!
 

CaliSally

New member
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>Asexyblond23</b></i>
<br />
<br />They put in a mini port does anyone have that? Same working order and everyhthing as regular just smaller in diamaiter and height.
<br />
<br />..I said well since you got a hole in my chest if you wanna stuff some more down there for me I wouldnt complain </end quote>
<br />
<br />I don't have anything to compare to, but mine is really small too - about dime/nickel in diameter, 1/4 in.(?) in height.
<br />
<br />Oh, and yeah, I totally freaked when I was laying there and he said he was going to put a neddle there (jugular). When I told eveyone about the surgery, they all freaked with that part too. It's creepy - like something you'd see in a horror picture!!!
<br />
<br />I'm glad everything went well...and loved the implant story - I too would have allowed them to do some work there!!!
 

beleache

New member
So happy that all went well Alisha !! yippie !! Glad you kept your sense of humor throughout it all, sometimes not so easy to do ~ <img src="i/expressions/heart.gif" border="0"> joni
 

beleache

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So happy that all went well Alisha !! yippie !! Glad you kept your sense of humor throughout it all, sometimes not so easy to do ~ <img src="i/expressions/heart.gif" border="0"> joni
 

beleache

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So happy that all went well Alisha !! yippie !! Glad you kept your sense of humor throughout it all, sometimes not so easy to do ~ <img src="i/expressions/heart.gif" border="0"> joni
 

beleache

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So happy that all went well Alisha !! yippie !! Glad you kept your sense of humor throughout it all, sometimes not so easy to do ~ <img src="i/expressions/heart.gif" border="0"> joni
 

beleache

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So happy that all went well Alisha !! yippie !! Glad you kept your sense of humor throughout it all, sometimes not so easy to do ~ <img src="i/expressions/heart.gif" border="0"> joni
 
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