Thank You, everyone!
Gosh darn, this topic went on to page two!
Also, I had started to reply to this earlier, but ended up taking the old hag (MIL) to the doctor, cause she was outta meds, and the stu*id b word left the house while we were out celebrating my b.d., and we never knew she was gone till she came back from wandering the streets at 3 am!
She complained about being exhausted (who wouldn't after that!), and her legs hurting! After I gave her some "ben-gay"-like stuff to put on her sore spots, I told her to shut up with her complaining.
The wife and I had a bit of a field day with her mom's shinanigans, despite the fact her mom ruined our plans to find a b.d. gift for me today!
Oh, well, I figured her mom would pull some sort of "drama" stunt when we came back, so I wasn't too surprised! Just goes to show how bad she's loosing it!