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anonymous

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A man is sitting on his front stoop staring morosely at the ground when his neighbor strolls over. The neighbor tries to start a conversation several times, but the older man barely responds. Finally, the neighbor asks what the problem is.

"Well," the man says, "I ran afoul of one of those questions women ask. Now I'm in the doghouse."

"What kind of question?" the neighbor asks.

"My wife asked me if I would still love her when she was old, fat and ugly."

"That's easy," says the neighbor. "You just say, 'Of course I will'".

"Yeah," says the other man, "that's what I meant to say. But what came out was, 'Of course I do.

Uli,43,Germany
 

anonymous

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never under any circumstances tell the truth when a woman asks " does my bum look big in this?" we don't want the truth we want lies, lies and more damn lies. janet uk<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
 

Mockingbird

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I forget where, but in some TV show a woman asks, "Do I look fat in this dress?" And the man said, "It's not the dress." =-)
 

anonymous

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there is old advert in uk which says . do i look fat in this dress? her friend says "your fat makes you look fat" blimey!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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