okay, this one is kind of lame, but i think its funny! (does that mean im lame?) <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
Once there was a chinese guy who moved to america
and he wanted to learn some english words
so he went outside to listen to what other people were saying.
first he goes to the park, and kids are saying, "we're....playing playing playing playing!"
so he learns, "playing"
then he goes to a restaurant, and people are going, "forks and knives, forks and knives."
so he learns, "forks and knives."
then he goes home and turns on the tv, and he sees a plug-it-in commercial, "plug it in plug it in."
so he learns, "plug it in."
well, that night a polce officer comes ot his house and says, "sir you're a suspect for murder. can we ask you a couple of questions?"
"first of all, why'd you do it?"
and he goes "I was playing playing playing playing!"
"what did you do it with?"
"forks and knives, forks and knives."
"Sir, Im sorry, but we're going to have to put you in the electric chair."
"plug it in, plug it in!"
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