I was in the hospital for one year. I'm not joking. It was the cops fault though.
All I did was rob a bank in Austin with a couple friends of mine. Everything was going well, until one of the idiot clerks pushed a panic button.
To make a long story short.... The cops showed up, my friends took off on foot, I followed. Unfortunately, with only 53% lung capacity, my left lung collapsed and my right lower lung caved in. As a result, I couldn't go to jail right away, plus with the extensive lung damage, a few good lawyers who proved the cops were in the wrong for chasing me, and receiving a heart lung transplant 7 months after the cops brutalized me, I actually never did any real jail time.
The judge was really cool and sympathetic to my plight. Because I betrayed my friends and turned them in, plus helped uncover a hooker/drug ring and received a heart lung transplant, the judge wished me luck, and sent me on my way with time served in the hospital.
Sean 27m-convict w/CF
**** Tommy J --- Were gonna get you out real soon! ****