Just to let 'yall know...

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65rosessamurai

Guest
Greetings, everyone!

Happy New Year to you, all!

As some of you may have known, and some of you may not have known, I was finally able to get PAROLLED!!! (After nearly 3 years in that slammer!)

First, we (actually, I), started the holidays on the evening of the 28th, but I had a small argument with the wife. Apparantly, because no one told me about the labor laws of Japan, they also didn't tell me about my rights to use up the last of my paid holidays, before they were erased when I left.
The wife insisted that when I go into work at the end of the holidays, to make a request for my holidays that will go until my last day (which left me with one paid holiday unused). I then took a gamble that the company would be open on the 29th, so I can get all the stuff I need to take home by car, that I can't do by train (It's embarrasing to take a big box labeled, "Oranges", with a bunch of office equipment on the train)
Upon my return at the end of the holidays on Jan. 6th, I put in my request, but had high resistance from the jerk of a boss, whom which the one lesson I learned was to stop pounding my fists on the tables, my hands begin to hurt too much for that, anymore!! (Instead, find something else to hit with!)
With the jerks last request to get something done, I worked through my lunch hour to get it all done, so I could leave that forsaken place as soon as possible. With my luck, there was a "Welcoming the New Year's" party for upper management (unfair for us grunts!) at 3pm, but the jerk had up and went to it with no comments whatsoever to me, so I finished what I needed to do for clearing my desk and computer (had to take all those "I hate the boss", and targets with the bosses face off the computer!), I said a simple "goodbye" to those within the hearing distance of a whisper, and left!
The next day, I get this rude unknown E-mail to my mobil phone, and the person's phone number happened to be attached.
Since I couldn't get my proper farewell to the former company, which was of the same company group, I went to say goodbye. While I was there, I asked my previous boss (the good one!) if he happend to have the "jerk of a boss's" mobil phone number...as a matter of fact he did, and it was EXACTLY the number attached to the rude e-mail sent to my mobil phone.
At least I knew that my guess was right as to who sent it. (I changed my phone number on the 13th, the last official day at that company!) And, I think I was able to give enough info for that jerk to look even worse! A 50 year old sending such a rude message won't look so good for his next promotion, if he ever gets one! I made sure that my reasons for resignation was pointing fingers at the jerk for being over 50% of the reason for my quitting. Many people were surprised, some dissapointed, but overall, I think I finally got the best of them!
So, now today is my last day of my holidays, before I almost literally start a new life!! I go to my new company tomorrow, the 16th, and will soon learn the requirements of what I need to do there.
Only problem is, since I was viewing the forum during the work hours of my old company (something highly recommended if you want to get fired for), I was able to post frequent. Now, with my new job, and all it's challenges that were not present at the last job (the reason for my slacking, and insubordination), I may not be able to view the forum as often, but still intend to check up when I can.
Since the company will work on "Flex Time", that once i understand how it works, I'll probably be able to increase my visits here. The time I've been here already, I've found a way to learn how to express myself through writing, and feel I have been able to build up a lot of friendship relationships, and presently feel I have no enemies (a relaxing thought at the moment!)

Though I know this was long, it certainly was able to catch everyone up to the present. (and explain my absents, as so no one worries about me--though I really do appreciate the concerns, everyone!)
I know, the next step to this is everyone's concern as to how my new job is doing, and I'll keep everyone posted.

-Fred
 

Lilith

New member
YAY! You got out of Satan's Toilet! Congrats!!! I hope your new job treats you better than the last!
 

anonymous

New member
Holy crap, you've been in the slammer? Where have I been? Were you really in the slammer or am I just dense?
What did you do to get in there?
Sorry, I'm just amazed thats all!
And I'm glad you're out by the way!
 

JazzysMom

New member
LOL>>>>a japanese slammer at that. Slammer of a job. No need to worry. At this point Fred hasnt done anything to his MIL to deserve an actual sentence in a real slammer!
 

Mockingbird

New member
Do you still have your old boss' phone number? If so, then here is a story I know that you might enjoy. =-)



<b>Anger Management</b>



When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.



I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello."
I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?"
Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f**ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me.



I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.



When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an a*** and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'a***' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer.

Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an a***!" It always cheered me up.



When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic "a*** calling" would have to stop.
So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from Verizon. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?"
He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an a***ole!"



One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but he just ignored me and walked away. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window which included his phone number, so I wrote down the number.



A couple of days later, right after calling the first a*** (I had his number on speed dial) I thought that I'd better call the BMW a***, too.
So I dialed his number and said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"
"Yes, it is", he said.
"Can you tell me where I can see it?" I asked.
"Yes, I live at 34 Mowbray Blvd. It's a yellow house, and the car is parked right out in front."
"What's your name?" I asked.
"My name is Don Hansen," he said.
"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"
"I'm home every evening after five."
"Listen, Don, can I ask you something?"
"Yes?"
"Do you have caller ID?"
"No, why?"
"Because you're an a***!!"

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.
Now, when I had a problem, I had two a***s to call.

Then I came up with an idea.
I called A*** #1. "Hello."
"You're an a**!!" I said. (But I didn't hang up.)
"Are you still there?" he asked.
"Yeah," I said.
"Stop calling me," he screamed.
"Make me," I said.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"My name is Don Hansen."
"Yeah? Where do you live?"
"A**, I live at 34 Mowbray Blvd, a yellow house, with my black Beamer parked in front."
He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers."
I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, a**," and hung up.



Then I called A*** #2. "Hello?" he said.
"Hello, a***" I said.
He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are...."
"You'll what?" I said.
"I'll kick your a*" he exclaimed.
I answered, "Well, a***, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now!"



Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Mowbray Blvd, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover.

Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going on at Mowbray Blvd.



I quickly got into my car and headed over to Mowbray Blvd. I got there just in time to watch two a***s beating the sh** out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead police helicopter and a news crew.

NOW I feel much better!


Anger management really works
 
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65rosessamurai

Guest
LMAO!!
that was a good one, Jarod, 'cause I still wanna figure out a way to get back at the jerk for leaving such a rude message on my phone.
I can't call him from either at home, or any of my phones. I may ask my wife to re-activate her pre-paid phone, just to do that to the jerk!!
All phones have Caller ID (That"s how I found out it was him!), but no one can easily trace the phone numbers, and once the pre-paid phone goes beyond a few months of no use, it becomes deactivated, and is nothing more than just a toy!
Other than that, no other bright ideas right now....I thought I'd ask the wife to send "sexy" messages to his phone, get his hopes up before I wait till the last day for the pre-paid to go out of service and call him up to curse him out, good!!
I already asked someone at the other company who knows me to let me know when the guy dies, so I can give my respects; piss on his grave!!

Anyway, now I'm at the new company, with a computer that's got an OS in English, and an English Keyboard as well (Having trouble trying to adapt to it-keep hitting the "&" when I want an apostrophe!)
They haven't given me anything big to do, so I'm currently "idling"...at least I can drink beverages while I'm at my desk! I'm contemplating on putting my own coffee maker on my desk!
Well, gotta go! got some new fangled software I gotta get some practice in with!! Translates into just about any language!! (I was just translating English to German this morning!)
 
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