littledebbie
New member
<span style=" font-family: Verdana;">So I just thought it would be
fun to hear some of every ones <i>not so sucky</i> stories
about their more memorable moments in lock down.<br>
<br>
Here's on of mine:<br>
<br>
<span style=" font-family: Verdana;">I once entertained myself in
the hospital with a super soaker. See I had been "locked
up" for about 2 weeks when my Church youth leader was making
his weekly visit with the group when he had the most inspired idea
of bringing me a Super Soaker. God Bless him. I was of
course feeling quite energetic and more than a little hemmed in by
this point and after having people walk in my room - day
and night, without knocking or announcing themselves, poking,
prodding and asking any kind of personal question (no matter
who was in the room of course) for two weeks. I don't have to
tell you how heaven sent the super soaker appeared to me, I was
about 16 I should mention. I filled that bad boy up and
proceeded to torment everyone who attempted to enter my room
uninvited or unwanted for days on end. i usually spared my
nurses, because I needed them of course and they are usually nice.
the students got soaked without remorse and the RT's I went
so far as to actually hunt. yes I stealthily tracked RT's
with my super soaker, particularly at night. I would nail
them a RUN! And let me tell you I know the way around my
hospital, I can disappear in a flash. So I happened to be
tormenting 2 of my more favored RT's (I liked to think of them as
Ren and Stimpy) for about 2 days when on their 3rd night, and last
night for a few days they "knocked" on my door, I was
thinking "ahh, beautiful success, they can be Trained!"
so I, like a pansy, said "come in" they had garbed from
head to toe in surgical scrubs and filled the largest syringes
available and they opened fire on me while I was in my bed I was
stunned speechless for about 30 seconds before I lept off my bed
and yelled "it is soooo on" and the chased them into the
hall with my gun in hot pursuit of the attackers, we ended up
having a shoot out at about 2 am in the hallways with the nurses
watching and laughing from their station. we soaked the
floors, they had to call the janitor. It was great, we then
made our way to the cafeteria for mashed potatoes and gravy.
They were a lot of fun. They really helped take the
edge off. Being in the hospital sucks and while I wish I
would never had to have learned to survive in the medical sub
culture that we all know exists, i have to say once in a while I
meet some really quality people.<br>
<br>
Share, share my peeps!
fun to hear some of every ones <i>not so sucky</i> stories
about their more memorable moments in lock down.<br>
<br>
Here's on of mine:<br>
<br>
<span style=" font-family: Verdana;">I once entertained myself in
the hospital with a super soaker. See I had been "locked
up" for about 2 weeks when my Church youth leader was making
his weekly visit with the group when he had the most inspired idea
of bringing me a Super Soaker. God Bless him. I was of
course feeling quite energetic and more than a little hemmed in by
this point and after having people walk in my room - day
and night, without knocking or announcing themselves, poking,
prodding and asking any kind of personal question (no matter
who was in the room of course) for two weeks. I don't have to
tell you how heaven sent the super soaker appeared to me, I was
about 16 I should mention. I filled that bad boy up and
proceeded to torment everyone who attempted to enter my room
uninvited or unwanted for days on end. i usually spared my
nurses, because I needed them of course and they are usually nice.
the students got soaked without remorse and the RT's I went
so far as to actually hunt. yes I stealthily tracked RT's
with my super soaker, particularly at night. I would nail
them a RUN! And let me tell you I know the way around my
hospital, I can disappear in a flash. So I happened to be
tormenting 2 of my more favored RT's (I liked to think of them as
Ren and Stimpy) for about 2 days when on their 3rd night, and last
night for a few days they "knocked" on my door, I was
thinking "ahh, beautiful success, they can be Trained!"
so I, like a pansy, said "come in" they had garbed from
head to toe in surgical scrubs and filled the largest syringes
available and they opened fire on me while I was in my bed I was
stunned speechless for about 30 seconds before I lept off my bed
and yelled "it is soooo on" and the chased them into the
hall with my gun in hot pursuit of the attackers, we ended up
having a shoot out at about 2 am in the hallways with the nurses
watching and laughing from their station. we soaked the
floors, they had to call the janitor. It was great, we then
made our way to the cafeteria for mashed potatoes and gravy.
They were a lot of fun. They really helped take the
edge off. Being in the hospital sucks and while I wish I
would never had to have learned to survive in the medical sub
culture that we all know exists, i have to say once in a while I
meet some really quality people.<br>
<br>
Share, share my peeps!