> A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and as he is
> stumbling back and forth, a cop on the beat sees him and approaches
> "Can I help you
> sir?", the officer asks politely.
>
> "Yessh! Ossifer, sssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
>
> The cop asks, "Well, where was your car the last time you saw it?"
>
> "It wasssh on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
>
> About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's "manhood" is
hanging
> out of his fly for all the world to see.
>
> He asks the man, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
>
> Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his zipper and without
> missing a beat, blurts out.........
>
>
> "Oh my god----- My girlfriend's gone, too!!!
> stumbling back and forth, a cop on the beat sees him and approaches
> "Can I help you
> sir?", the officer asks politely.
>
> "Yessh! Ossifer, sssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
>
> The cop asks, "Well, where was your car the last time you saw it?"
>
> "It wasssh on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
>
> About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's "manhood" is
hanging
> out of his fly for all the world to see.
>
> He asks the man, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
>
> Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his zipper and without
> missing a beat, blurts out.........
>
>
> "Oh my god----- My girlfriend's gone, too!!!