Thanks for the replies.
Unfortunately, we aren't going to win the enzyme fight, right now.
Aside from that we've come up with a good list of things to add into our 504. In fact, Sean even helped come up with one I thought was worth sharing...
In our schools, microwaves are not accessible to the kids. Sean suggested that he be allowed to use a microwave either in the office or teacher's lounge. Of course, it would be nice if they just had them in the cafe but I'm sure that would cut into the schools lunch program an we can't have that can we <sarcasm>? Anyway, Sean was thinking that if he had a microwave accessible to him at lunch it would be a lot easier to get in the calories that he needs. You can only do so much with a sandwich, cookies, crackers, chips, etc. Being able to take in pizza, burritos, mac 'n cheese, etc. would be wonderful for a CFer.