My Parents Smoke

kswitch

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ass bombs are what i thought of right away. incessant hacking and spewing of phlegmballs might be equally offensive.

once, i was in restaraunt, and a guy near me lit a cigar. i was a little down on my health and the cigar smoke really bothered me. i had several couging fits that i tried my damnedest to keep local. soon, though, it was obvious that i was being disruptive. the fat *enter colorful word* and his family actually gave ME dirty looks, and other reatsraunt patrons snickered and whispered while pointing at me. no one thought for a second about the dude and his cigar, but shame on me for being discomforted by toxic air.

back to the topic at hand; i think i'm with sean in that it might be easier to learn to tolerate people's habit (no matter how stupid it is) and take it upon yourself to avoid situations that put at unwarranted risk. perhaps our absence will spark some enlightnement. if not, then at least you're not near.

getting to that point might be tough, though. in the mean time, the mask might be poignant. just be sure to wear it everywhere it might draw attention. the car, the dinner table, the living room etc. i know it might take some getting used to, but the statement alone would be worth it.

good luck to ya!!
 

kswitch

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ass bombs are what i thought of right away. incessant hacking and spewing of phlegmballs might be equally offensive.

once, i was in restaraunt, and a guy near me lit a cigar. i was a little down on my health and the cigar smoke really bothered me. i had several couging fits that i tried my damnedest to keep local. soon, though, it was obvious that i was being disruptive. the fat *enter colorful word* and his family actually gave ME dirty looks, and other reatsraunt patrons snickered and whispered while pointing at me. no one thought for a second about the dude and his cigar, but shame on me for being discomforted by toxic air.

back to the topic at hand; i think i'm with sean in that it might be easier to learn to tolerate people's habit (no matter how stupid it is) and take it upon yourself to avoid situations that put at unwarranted risk. perhaps our absence will spark some enlightnement. if not, then at least you're not near.

getting to that point might be tough, though. in the mean time, the mask might be poignant. just be sure to wear it everywhere it might draw attention. the car, the dinner table, the living room etc. i know it might take some getting used to, but the statement alone would be worth it.

good luck to ya!!
 

perky79

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>CFHockeyMom</b></i>

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>SeanDavis</b></i>



I'd like to figure out a way to equally upset smokers as I am upset with them assaulting my lungs in public. I've thought all kinds of things. Maybe carry around a personal media player with a large screen, and have really hardcore filthy scat porn on it, and as soon as they assault me with their smoke, I open my player and play the porn with full blast music and show it to them/his wife/kids/etc...Then when they freak out I could say "Well, I thought it was fair to ruin your night as much as you have ruined mine, and my health...Too bad hardcore scat porn doesn't give you brain tumors to make it really equal".

</end quote></div>



How 'bout pepper spray? Everytime someone lights up, randomly spray the area (of course accidentally getting them) with pepper spray and tell them you like the way it smells. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"></end quote></div>


See now...if you read my earlier post you would have known to just spray the cigarette alone with pepper spray when they are not looking. Then when they inhale....they inhale pepper spray directly into the lungs....they will cry.

BTW doesnt it feel so good when we can all come together and hate on smokers. Everyone take the time and enjoy the hate....sorry I lack a moral compass.
 

perky79

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>CFHockeyMom</b></i>

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>SeanDavis</b></i>



I'd like to figure out a way to equally upset smokers as I am upset with them assaulting my lungs in public. I've thought all kinds of things. Maybe carry around a personal media player with a large screen, and have really hardcore filthy scat porn on it, and as soon as they assault me with their smoke, I open my player and play the porn with full blast music and show it to them/his wife/kids/etc...Then when they freak out I could say "Well, I thought it was fair to ruin your night as much as you have ruined mine, and my health...Too bad hardcore scat porn doesn't give you brain tumors to make it really equal".

</end quote></div>



How 'bout pepper spray? Everytime someone lights up, randomly spray the area (of course accidentally getting them) with pepper spray and tell them you like the way it smells. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"></end quote></div>


See now...if you read my earlier post you would have known to just spray the cigarette alone with pepper spray when they are not looking. Then when they inhale....they inhale pepper spray directly into the lungs....they will cry.

BTW doesnt it feel so good when we can all come together and hate on smokers. Everyone take the time and enjoy the hate....sorry I lack a moral compass.
 

perky79

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>CFHockeyMom</b></i>

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>SeanDavis</b></i>



I'd like to figure out a way to equally upset smokers as I am upset with them assaulting my lungs in public. I've thought all kinds of things. Maybe carry around a personal media player with a large screen, and have really hardcore filthy scat porn on it, and as soon as they assault me with their smoke, I open my player and play the porn with full blast music and show it to them/his wife/kids/etc...Then when they freak out I could say "Well, I thought it was fair to ruin your night as much as you have ruined mine, and my health...Too bad hardcore scat porn doesn't give you brain tumors to make it really equal".

</end quote></div>



How 'bout pepper spray? Everytime someone lights up, randomly spray the area (of course accidentally getting them) with pepper spray and tell them you like the way it smells. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"></end quote></div>


See now...if you read my earlier post you would have known to just spray the cigarette alone with pepper spray when they are not looking. Then when they inhale....they inhale pepper spray directly into the lungs....they will cry.

BTW doesnt it feel so good when we can all come together and hate on smokers. Everyone take the time and enjoy the hate....sorry I lack a moral compass.
 

perky79

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>CFHockeyMom</b></i>

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>SeanDavis</b></i>



I'd like to figure out a way to equally upset smokers as I am upset with them assaulting my lungs in public. I've thought all kinds of things. Maybe carry around a personal media player with a large screen, and have really hardcore filthy scat porn on it, and as soon as they assault me with their smoke, I open my player and play the porn with full blast music and show it to them/his wife/kids/etc...Then when they freak out I could say "Well, I thought it was fair to ruin your night as much as you have ruined mine, and my health...Too bad hardcore scat porn doesn't give you brain tumors to make it really equal".

</end quote></div>



How 'bout pepper spray? Everytime someone lights up, randomly spray the area (of course accidentally getting them) with pepper spray and tell them you like the way it smells. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"></end quote></div>


See now...if you read my earlier post you would have known to just spray the cigarette alone with pepper spray when they are not looking. Then when they inhale....they inhale pepper spray directly into the lungs....they will cry.

BTW doesnt it feel so good when we can all come together and hate on smokers. Everyone take the time and enjoy the hate....sorry I lack a moral compass.
 

perky79

New member
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>CFHockeyMom</b></i>

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>SeanDavis</b></i>



I'd like to figure out a way to equally upset smokers as I am upset with them assaulting my lungs in public. I've thought all kinds of things. Maybe carry around a personal media player with a large screen, and have really hardcore filthy scat porn on it, and as soon as they assault me with their smoke, I open my player and play the porn with full blast music and show it to them/his wife/kids/etc...Then when they freak out I could say "Well, I thought it was fair to ruin your night as much as you have ruined mine, and my health...Too bad hardcore scat porn doesn't give you brain tumors to make it really equal".

</end quote>



How 'bout pepper spray? Everytime someone lights up, randomly spray the area (of course accidentally getting them) with pepper spray and tell them you like the way it smells. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"></end quote>


See now...if you read my earlier post you would have known to just spray the cigarette alone with pepper spray when they are not looking. Then when they inhale....they inhale pepper spray directly into the lungs....they will cry.

BTW doesnt it feel so good when we can all come together and hate on smokers. Everyone take the time and enjoy the hate....sorry I lack a moral compass.
 

perky79

New member
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>CFHockeyMom</b></i>

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>SeanDavis</b></i>



I'd like to figure out a way to equally upset smokers as I am upset with them assaulting my lungs in public. I've thought all kinds of things. Maybe carry around a personal media player with a large screen, and have really hardcore filthy scat porn on it, and as soon as they assault me with their smoke, I open my player and play the porn with full blast music and show it to them/his wife/kids/etc...Then when they freak out I could say "Well, I thought it was fair to ruin your night as much as you have ruined mine, and my health...Too bad hardcore scat porn doesn't give you brain tumors to make it really equal".

</end quote>



How 'bout pepper spray? Everytime someone lights up, randomly spray the area (of course accidentally getting them) with pepper spray and tell them you like the way it smells. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"></end quote>


See now...if you read my earlier post you would have known to just spray the cigarette alone with pepper spray when they are not looking. Then when they inhale....they inhale pepper spray directly into the lungs....they will cry.

BTW doesnt it feel so good when we can all come together and hate on smokers. Everyone take the time and enjoy the hate....sorry I lack a moral compass.
 

JennifersHope

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>SeanDavis</b></i>

I just wish I had enough natural CF ass bombs in me at all times to be able to fart into my hand and open my hand under the offending persons nose whenever I wanted. That might work.</end quote></div>





THAT PUT ME OVER THE EDGE IN LAUGHING.. I LAUGHED SO HARD TEARS CAME OUT OF MY EYES.. I LOVE LOVE LOVE THE SAYING CF ASS BOMBS THAT JUST KILLS ME... I NEEDED A LAUGH
 

JennifersHope

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>SeanDavis</b></i>

I just wish I had enough natural CF ass bombs in me at all times to be able to fart into my hand and open my hand under the offending persons nose whenever I wanted. That might work.</end quote></div>





THAT PUT ME OVER THE EDGE IN LAUGHING.. I LAUGHED SO HARD TEARS CAME OUT OF MY EYES.. I LOVE LOVE LOVE THE SAYING CF ASS BOMBS THAT JUST KILLS ME... I NEEDED A LAUGH
 

JennifersHope

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>SeanDavis</b></i>

I just wish I had enough natural CF ass bombs in me at all times to be able to fart into my hand and open my hand under the offending persons nose whenever I wanted. That might work.</end quote></div>





THAT PUT ME OVER THE EDGE IN LAUGHING.. I LAUGHED SO HARD TEARS CAME OUT OF MY EYES.. I LOVE LOVE LOVE THE SAYING CF ASS BOMBS THAT JUST KILLS ME... I NEEDED A LAUGH
 

JennifersHope

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>SeanDavis</b></i>

I just wish I had enough natural CF ass bombs in me at all times to be able to fart into my hand and open my hand under the offending persons nose whenever I wanted. That might work.</end quote></div>





THAT PUT ME OVER THE EDGE IN LAUGHING.. I LAUGHED SO HARD TEARS CAME OUT OF MY EYES.. I LOVE LOVE LOVE THE SAYING CF ASS BOMBS THAT JUST KILLS ME... I NEEDED A LAUGH
 

JennifersHope

New member
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>SeanDavis</b></i>

I just wish I had enough natural CF ass bombs in me at all times to be able to fart into my hand and open my hand under the offending persons nose whenever I wanted. That might work.</end quote>





THAT PUT ME OVER THE EDGE IN LAUGHING.. I LAUGHED SO HARD TEARS CAME OUT OF MY EYES.. I LOVE LOVE LOVE THE SAYING CF ASS BOMBS THAT JUST KILLS ME... I NEEDED A LAUGH
 

JennifersHope

New member
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>SeanDavis</b></i>

I just wish I had enough natural CF ass bombs in me at all times to be able to fart into my hand and open my hand under the offending persons nose whenever I wanted. That might work.</end quote>





THAT PUT ME OVER THE EDGE IN LAUGHING.. I LAUGHED SO HARD TEARS CAME OUT OF MY EYES.. I LOVE LOVE LOVE THE SAYING CF ASS BOMBS THAT JUST KILLS ME... I NEEDED A LAUGH
 
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