Allie I will buy a couple if you humor me and print one of my suggestions. The nice ones are great for normal people and family types, but some of the 20-30's crowd might want something a tad bit more toothy so to speak. I think I personally like the "My mom and dad had sex, and all I got was this crappy terminal disease". I'm more of a t-shirthell.com person, so I like things that make people raise eyebrows.
@royalprint: Yes, the movie Tombstone is one of my all time favorite movies, and Val Kilmer absolutely ran away with that movie, just like he did The Doors. I know every word of his from that movie, and quote it frequently.
"Johnny Ringo...Looks like someone done walked over your grave". His accent for that character too was dead on. Probably the best banter exchange between Holiday and Ringo in that flick was in the saloon, when he did the ultimate retort to Ringo trying to bait him into a fight and showing off by twirling his revolvers, by looking at him slyly, and twirling his metal whiskey glass. Just absolutely classic.