Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her
> eighties and had never been married. She was admired
> for her sweetness and kindness to all.
>
> One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she
> showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited
> him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat
> facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister
> noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it The
> bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated,
> of all things, a condom! When she
> returned with tea
> and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to
> stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its
> strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and
> he could no longer resist.
> "Miss Beatrice," he said, "I wonder if you would tell
> me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes," she
> replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through
> the Park a few months ago and I found this little
> package on the ground. The directions said to place
> it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent
> the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the
> flu all winter."
> eighties and had never been married. She was admired
> for her sweetness and kindness to all.
>
> One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she
> showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited
> him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat
> facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister
> noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it The
> bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated,
> of all things, a condom! When she
> returned with tea
> and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to
> stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its
> strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and
> he could no longer resist.
> "Miss Beatrice," he said, "I wonder if you would tell
> me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes," she
> replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through
> the Park a few months ago and I found this little
> package on the ground. The directions said to place
> it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent
> the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the
> flu all winter."