I wanted to learn the guitar, or even piano (Mom wouldn't let me learn to play the drums!)
However, even though I had learned a little about playing a Viola in elementary, then Trombone, I really didn't seem to feel cut out for learning an instrument--I guess I'll just have to settle with playing the radio!! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
As for clubbed fingers, and strings turning green...I didn't think the fingers would be such a problem for guitar, but as for the color of the strings, would there be stainless steel strings?? I know it'll be expensive, but I'm sure you know the green coloring is the reaction of the copper to the salt. As far as building calouses, that shouldn't make a difference for the fingers, right?