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stories of children with pulmonary disease
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Mockingbird
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Once there was a children, and he had to take lots of medications. The end.
(Sorry, I couldn't resist. =-)
(Sorry, I couldn't resist. =-)
Emily65Roses
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That boy wore a medic alert every day. One day he lost the medic alert. He searched everywhere for it, and couldn't find it. So he took a walk in the woods to look for it...
LindseyRose
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or was it a bowl full of mucus?
(EEeeeeewwwwww!) Anyway he kept on walking but couldnt find his medic alert because he'd never heard of a medic alert before and has no idea what one is and would love for sombody to explain this to him!
Then he saw a cf girl who was drop dead gorgeous,a real hottie,much better looking then the cf boy!!<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/rose.gif" border="0">
Then he saw a cf girl who was drop dead gorgeous,a real hottie,much better looking then the cf boy!!<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/rose.gif" border="0">
Mockingbird
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So the cf boy went up to the cf girl and said, "Hi! My name Sorjenko, but people call me Stinky. What's your name?"
"My name is Marinara, but people call me Spicy."
Of course the boy fell in love right away. He really didn't much care about his medic alert at this point, but he thought it a good excuse to get the girl to come with him. "I lost my medic alert," the boy said. "Can you help me find it?"
"What the hell is a medic alert?"
"It is a necklace or bracelet that tells people you have CF in case you end up unconscious and can't tell them yourself."
"You have CF!" said Spicy. "I have CF, too!"
"Yeah," said Stinky. "I could tell by all that horrendous burping and coughing you've been doing this whole time."
"My name is Marinara, but people call me Spicy."
Of course the boy fell in love right away. He really didn't much care about his medic alert at this point, but he thought it a good excuse to get the girl to come with him. "I lost my medic alert," the boy said. "Can you help me find it?"
"What the hell is a medic alert?"
"It is a necklace or bracelet that tells people you have CF in case you end up unconscious and can't tell them yourself."
"You have CF!" said Spicy. "I have CF, too!"
"Yeah," said Stinky. "I could tell by all that horrendous burping and coughing you've been doing this whole time."
Mockingbird
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ha, ha, oops, apparently the boy has short-term memory loss, too. =-)
Mockingbird
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I mean about the medic alert.. he forgot he didn't know what a medic alert was.... okay, i'll shut up now. =-)
Then Spicy said to Stinky "hmm, anyway thanks for explaining the whole medic alert thing to me. I knew people with diabetes had them but had never heard of cf-ers wearing them"
"I guess you are pretty stupid then!" replied Stinky
"Hey i'm not stupid, just uninformed!" Spicy snapped
" yeah well then you're stupid" said Stinky
So the two of them continued to look for Stinky's medic alert. . .
"I guess you are pretty stupid then!" replied Stinky
"Hey i'm not stupid, just uninformed!" Spicy snapped
" yeah well then you're stupid" said Stinky
So the two of them continued to look for Stinky's medic alert. . .
Magerly111
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After two months of searching for the medic alert, Stinky scratched his ankle and noticed he had a bug bite. He then took a glance at the ground and saw....... his medic alert!!
"YIPPEEE!!!!!!!!!" he yelled.
"What are you cheering for, Stinky?" questioned Spicy.
"I've found my medic alert, do you want to wear it as a sign of our love?" Stinky handed Spicy his bracelet.....
"YIPPEEE!!!!!!!!!" he yelled.
"What are you cheering for, Stinky?" questioned Spicy.
"I've found my medic alert, do you want to wear it as a sign of our love?" Stinky handed Spicy his bracelet.....