S h i t,
The Most Functional English Word
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE!
Well, it's s h i t ... that's right, s h i t!
***** may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get s h i t -faced, Be s h i t -out-of-luck, Or have s h i t for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your ***** together, find a place for your *****, or be asked to ***** or get off the pot.
You can smoke *****, buy *****, sell *****, lose *****, find *****, forget *****,
and tell others to eat *****.
Some people know their *****, while others can't tell the difference
between ***** and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull *****, horse *****, and chicken *****.
You can throw *****, sling *****, catch *****, shoot the *****, or duck when the ***** hits the fan.
You can give a ***** or serve ***** on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep ***** or be happier than a pig in *****.
Some days are colder than *****, some days are hotter than *****,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like *****, things can look like *****, and there are times when you feel like *****.
You can have too much *****, not enough *****, the right *****, the wrong ***** or a lot of weird *****.
You can carry *****, have a mountain of *****, or find yourself up ***** creek without a paddle.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your *****, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a *****; or not do so if you don't give a *****!
Well, *****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a ***** and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of *****. But, if you happened to catch a load of ***** from some *****-head...........
Well, ***** Happens!!!
The Most Functional English Word
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE!
Well, it's s h i t ... that's right, s h i t!
***** may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get s h i t -faced, Be s h i t -out-of-luck, Or have s h i t for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your ***** together, find a place for your *****, or be asked to ***** or get off the pot.
You can smoke *****, buy *****, sell *****, lose *****, find *****, forget *****,
and tell others to eat *****.
Some people know their *****, while others can't tell the difference
between ***** and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull *****, horse *****, and chicken *****.
You can throw *****, sling *****, catch *****, shoot the *****, or duck when the ***** hits the fan.
You can give a ***** or serve ***** on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep ***** or be happier than a pig in *****.
Some days are colder than *****, some days are hotter than *****,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like *****, things can look like *****, and there are times when you feel like *****.
You can have too much *****, not enough *****, the right *****, the wrong ***** or a lot of weird *****.
You can carry *****, have a mountain of *****, or find yourself up ***** creek without a paddle.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your *****, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a *****; or not do so if you don't give a *****!
Well, *****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a ***** and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of *****. But, if you happened to catch a load of ***** from some *****-head...........
Well, ***** Happens!!!