The Ten Commandments According to the CFer

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CysticlyFunny

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A little humor for the average CFer....

Enjoy!

-Made by me,- leave me feedback if you can, thx!



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The Ten Commandments According to the CFer
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1.You shall have no other Doctors before me.....


2.You shall not make a grave image of thy self, You have many,many years to enjoy...trust me.


3.You shall not take thy holy name in vain....Even in the hospital.....


4. Remember the Sabbath day to keep it Vesting.....


5. Honor your Mother and Father..Nope,-its not their fault...


6.You shall not murder...This includes insurance companies, bad respiratory therapists, and ugly nurses...


7. You shall not comment adultery....Don't push it...


8. You Shall not steal...This includes free samples of Tobi.


9. You shall not bare false PFT's...


10.You shall not covet thy neighbors CFer's newest model of vest machine, e-flow, or ultrasonic nebulizer systems that deliver 5x times faster the yours.
 
C

CysticlyFunny

New member
A little humor for the average CFer....

Enjoy!

-Made by me,- leave me feedback if you can, thx!



<u>
The Ten Commandments According to the CFer
</u>

1.You shall have no other Doctors before me.....


2.You shall not make a grave image of thy self, You have many,many years to enjoy...trust me.


3.You shall not take thy holy name in vain....Even in the hospital.....


4. Remember the Sabbath day to keep it Vesting.....


5. Honor your Mother and Father..Nope,-its not their fault...


6.You shall not murder...This includes insurance companies, bad respiratory therapists, and ugly nurses...


7. You shall not comment adultery....Don't push it...


8. You Shall not steal...This includes free samples of Tobi.


9. You shall not bare false PFT's...


10.You shall not covet thy neighbors CFer's newest model of vest machine, e-flow, or ultrasonic nebulizer systems that deliver 5x times faster the yours.
 
C

CysticlyFunny

New member
A little humor for the average CFer....
<br />
<br />Enjoy!
<br />
<br />-Made by me,- leave me feedback if you can, thx!
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<br />The Ten Commandments According to the CFer
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<br />
<br />1.You shall have no other Doctors before me.....
<br />
<br />
<br />2.You shall not make a grave image of thy self, You have many,many years to enjoy...trust me.
<br />
<br />
<br />3.You shall not take thy holy name in vain....Even in the hospital.....
<br />
<br />
<br />4. Remember the Sabbath day to keep it Vesting.....
<br />
<br />
<br />5. Honor your Mother and Father..Nope,-its not their fault...
<br />
<br />
<br />6.You shall not murder...This includes insurance companies, bad respiratory therapists, and ugly nurses...
<br />
<br />
<br />7. You shall not comment adultery....Don't push it...
<br />
<br />
<br />8. You Shall not steal...This includes free samples of Tobi.
<br />
<br />
<br />9. You shall not bare false PFT's...
<br />
<br />
<br />10.You shall not covet thy neighbors CFer's newest model of vest machine, e-flow, or ultrasonic nebulizer systems that deliver 5x times faster the yours.
 
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welshwitch

Guest
These are awesome!

How about:

*Thou shalt not spit out of the window of thy own car whilst driving--it will surely hit you in the face
*Thou shalt not blow Pulmozyme smoke into thy neighbor's face
*Thy shalt not forget to take your enzymes--you and those around you will pay dearly for it later <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
 
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welshwitch

Guest
These are awesome!

How about:

*Thou shalt not spit out of the window of thy own car whilst driving--it will surely hit you in the face
*Thou shalt not blow Pulmozyme smoke into thy neighbor's face
*Thy shalt not forget to take your enzymes--you and those around you will pay dearly for it later <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
 
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welshwitch

Guest
These are awesome!
<br />
<br />How about:
<br />
<br />*Thou shalt not spit out of the window of thy own car whilst driving--it will surely hit you in the face
<br />*Thou shalt not blow Pulmozyme smoke into thy neighbor's face
<br />*Thy shalt not forget to take your enzymes--you and those around you will pay dearly for it later <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">
 
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