Brandi, most don't hate you. In fact, we'd be fine with you if you didn't go assuming that we all hate you. The only problem I've got is that you assume everyone hates you, and it's not true. <img src="i/expressions/rose.gif" border="0">
As for the bathroom issue, yes I have that problem. Sometimes I can feel it (gross word, but I can't think of another one) bubbling in me. But it's so far up my intestines, that I can't make it move. In that case, I will usually just kind of massage my lower stomach in a wave-like pattern trying to force the "waste" (hah what a dumb word for poop <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif" border="0">) further down so I can get rid of it. It doesn't always work, but sometimes it does. If it doesn't work, then I just sit in the discomfort of bubbling intestines until it's knocking at the back door and I can go back into the bathroom and go for it. (PS-- This post is kind of graphic and disgusting and for that I apologize... heh).