M always coughs all over those types of interns, lol.
Although, he saw a Fellow at clinic today. She got just a small feel of his liver and was like, "IS HE SEEING ANYONE FOR HIS LIVER!!!"
Um, no, he's had CF related liver disease since he was 3 months old and you are the first person to notice his liver and spleen are way to f**ing large for a 7 year old child.
I just rolled my eyes and said, he was seen by the Director of the Transplant Unit 3 months ago and will be seen by him again in 3 more months.
So Mel, is that cough gone yet. And, is that the criteria we need to spring you from the joint? Cause in that case, maybe you'd better record one of us healthy individuals and hide the recording in your bed while you hide in the bathroom when you're ready to leave.