What Not to Say to a Policeman

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Brad

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What Not to Say to a Policeman

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize I was driving.

Wow, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me!

I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

You look just like my girlfriend's deadbeat ex-husband.

The question is -- do YOU know why you pulled me over?

I was trying to keep up with traffic, and it's miles ahead of me.
 
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Brad

New member
What Not to Say to a Policeman

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize I was driving.

Wow, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me!

I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

You look just like my girlfriend's deadbeat ex-husband.

The question is -- do YOU know why you pulled me over?

I was trying to keep up with traffic, and it's miles ahead of me.
 
B

Brad

New member
What Not to Say to a Policeman

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize I was driving.

Wow, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me!

I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

You look just like my girlfriend's deadbeat ex-husband.

The question is -- do YOU know why you pulled me over?

I was trying to keep up with traffic, and it's miles ahead of me.
 
B

Brad

New member
What Not to Say to a Policeman

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize I was driving.

Wow, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me!

I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

You look just like my girlfriend's deadbeat ex-husband.

The question is -- do YOU know why you pulled me over?

I was trying to keep up with traffic, and it's miles ahead of me.
 
B

Brad

New member
What Not to Say to a Policeman
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<br />I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
<br />
<br />Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize I was driving.
<br />
<br />Wow, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me!
<br />
<br />I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
<br />
<br />You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
<br />
<br />You look just like my girlfriend's deadbeat ex-husband.
<br />
<br />The question is -- do YOU know why you pulled me over?
<br />
<br />I was trying to keep up with traffic, and it's miles ahead of me.
 
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JasonDBrown

Guest
I did this one once... During a soberity check, the cop asked me to say my ABC's backward, I said "Hell. I can't do that sober..." Yeah I got a DUI.

-Jason 34 w/CF
 
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JasonDBrown

Guest
I did this one once... During a soberity check, the cop asked me to say my ABC's backward, I said "Hell. I can't do that sober..." Yeah I got a DUI.

-Jason 34 w/CF
 
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JasonDBrown

Guest
I did this one once... During a soberity check, the cop asked me to say my ABC's backward, I said "Hell. I can't do that sober..." Yeah I got a DUI.

-Jason 34 w/CF
 
J

JasonDBrown

Guest
I did this one once... During a soberity check, the cop asked me to say my ABC's backward, I said "Hell. I can't do that sober..." Yeah I got a DUI.

-Jason 34 w/CF
 
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JasonDBrown

Guest
I did this one once... During a soberity check, the cop asked me to say my ABC's backward, I said "Hell. I can't do that sober..." Yeah I got a DUI.
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<br />-Jason 34 w/CF
 
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65rosessamurai

Guest
What you don't say to a Policeman in Japan:

No, its not me, THEY are all on the wrong side of the road!

I took the sidewalk because the street was jammed with traffic and I had to get to work!

He was in my way!

I thought my car was smaller than that.
 
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65rosessamurai

Guest
What you don't say to a Policeman in Japan:

No, its not me, THEY are all on the wrong side of the road!

I took the sidewalk because the street was jammed with traffic and I had to get to work!

He was in my way!

I thought my car was smaller than that.
 
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65rosessamurai

Guest
What you don't say to a Policeman in Japan:

No, its not me, THEY are all on the wrong side of the road!

I took the sidewalk because the street was jammed with traffic and I had to get to work!

He was in my way!

I thought my car was smaller than that.
 
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65rosessamurai

Guest
What you don't say to a Policeman in Japan:

No, its not me, THEY are all on the wrong side of the road!

I took the sidewalk because the street was jammed with traffic and I had to get to work!

He was in my way!

I thought my car was smaller than that.
 
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65rosessamurai

Guest
What you don't say to a Policeman in Japan:
<br />
<br />No, its not me, THEY are all on the wrong side of the road!
<br />
<br />I took the sidewalk because the street was jammed with traffic and I had to get to work!
<br />
<br />He was in my way!
<br />
<br />I thought my car was smaller than that.
 
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