A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young
man carrying a vacuum cleaner."Good morning," said the young man. "If I
could take a couple of minutes
of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
vacuum cleaners". "Go away!"
said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!", "I'm broke!"and she proceeded
to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide
open. "Don't be too
hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And
with that, he emptied a
bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner
does not remove all traces of
this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the
remainder. The old lady stepped
back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they
cut off my electricity
this morning."
What part of broke do you not understand?
confronted by a well-dressed young
man carrying a vacuum cleaner."Good morning," said the young man. "If I
could take a couple of minutes
of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
vacuum cleaners". "Go away!"
said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!", "I'm broke!"and she proceeded
to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide
open. "Don't be too
hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And
with that, he emptied a
bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner
does not remove all traces of
this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the
remainder. The old lady stepped
back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they
cut off my electricity
this morning."
What part of broke do you not understand?