Why it's "good" to have CF...

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corroder

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Why it's "good

-if you ever get thrown in prison,no worries,you can rust through
the steel bars in about a week!!!<br>
-oxygen machine jet engine like roar drowns out all noises made by
loud roomates,jackhammers,rocket launches,etc.<br>
-if you ever get attacked,you can be like the toad and spit a wad
of mucus in their eyes to blind them.<br>
-talk of the party with your "alien nails"<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif" border="0"><br>
-draft?sorry guys,you see i have this condition....<br>
-see baby,we don't have to worry about condoms because i
can't...<br>
sorry<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">,yeah,that's the cue that i'm done.
 
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Allie

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Why it's "good

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>-see baby,we don't have to worry about condoms because i can't...</end quote></div>


OMG, you owe me a new keyboard!
 
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littlemisssilly

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Why it's "good

Watching my friends suffer at restaurants as they tally up all
their "Weight Watchers" points with just an entree while
I just keep on eating..... eating ...... eating...... eating
................... eating ................ AND THEN ... have a
bedtime snack when I get home! <img src="i/expressions/devil.gif" border="0"><br>
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Oh yeh and being the unbeaten farting contest champion is always
handy to put on your resume, especially if you're this tiny little
girl that looks like butter wouldn't melt in her mouth!
 
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Scarlett81

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Why it's "good

I gotta be honest-
I don't have any of the weight issues you've talked about. I have a big tummy-and distention all the time! So, wah wah wah....

But- the only good thing I can think of is that I have an excuse to sit and read/watch tv/or be on the computer each day, while I do my Vest.

That's pretty much it...........
 
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coltsfan715

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Why it's "good

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Looking younger than what you really are (good thing: sometimes get buffet at a kids price, also can be a bad thing too. I hope it will come in handy when I'm in my 30s and look like I'm in my 20s) </end quote></div>

Good one ... I completely didn't think of that, but it is so true. I always get msitaken for a high school kid. I will still get carded at 40 I am sure.

Lindsey
 
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ClashPunk82

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Why it's

Never having to play gym in HS
Can eat anything you want and not have to worry about becoming huge
Using my handicap card whenever I wanna, tee hee!
 
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sarabeth87

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Why it's "good

i wish i had the 6-pack ab problem, but it's like my brother told me "y take a 6pack when you can have the whole keg" he's sooo nice to me. He has a 6pack

late bcuz i was doing my treatments--works every time.

calling in sick--that one never gets old
 
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Faust

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Why it's "good

I'll add one for the guys...

"Back in the day when AIDS and other STD's wasn't so rampant, you didn't have to worry about getting females pregnant. So that meant no lame condoms for a good portion of the teen years through late twenties (they suck)".


Thank god too, i'd have a ton of sons/daughters running around <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif" border="0">


(probably not, after the first i'd learn my lesson, but just saying)
 
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Brad

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Why it's "good

the looking younger is a good one.....


I will be 50 in Jan, and most people at work
don't beleive me when I tell them my age,
I have had to show my ID to prove it,
But as for the weight, I used to be skinny when i wa younger
not anymore, But what the hell, I still eat what I want.
a guy's gotta have a vice, Good Food is mine, I Love to Eat,
 
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littledebbie

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Why it's "good

Okay I finally got one! ispiration has struck ...granted it's 2am but thats when I do most of my good thinking...and rambling...okay here it goes...<br>So you know how when you're a kid you get seperated from your Mom in a store or something and if you yell Mom every woman turns their head and you feel like a dope yelling "Mom" up and down aisles? Well I discovered if I just stand still and cough a little...*snap* she appears. it's like our own little bird call...or Marco minus the Polo...whatever it's way cool if I even need to get her attention I just cough a little and she looks right at me.... So i have CF but I don't lose my Mommy in Macy's! Oh come on you knew i was going to get Macy's in there somehow!
 
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anonymous

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Why it's "good

I am with you on the coughing bit Debbie. I work for a pretty large company. Friends and coworkers have recognized me coming from another random hallway by my cough. Odd.

I also appreciate that I work my tail off at my job and I am pretty well respected in my area. When people find out I have an incurable disease that may shorten my life.... well, that just puts me over the top for many.
 
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littlehelen

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Why it's "good

getting in to the cinema cheap!!
getting on the bus as a child!!
cheaper hols!! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
people thinking your great cos you dont just stay at home and mope <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
sorry im late i had treatment to do lol
no p.e
parking close to the shops

the list goes on lol

helen <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
 
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