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blondelawyer
New member
I will add a couple for my husband (from my perspective <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0"> )
*You can swallow a handful of pills without water
*Your wife asks you what color your sputum is (and doesn't barf when she sees it!)
*Coughing up blood is "normal"
*You have a separate fridge for all of your meds and still take up half of the main fridge
*You know where the bathroom is in every establishment you visit
*Being in the hospital is "not a big deal"
*You carry a printed out list of your current medications and history to hand to the doctor at the ER instead of trying to write it in those tiny little boxes
*You are a source of much fun to med students at the hospital
*You can swallow a handful of pills without water
*Your wife asks you what color your sputum is (and doesn't barf when she sees it!)
*Coughing up blood is "normal"
*You have a separate fridge for all of your meds and still take up half of the main fridge
*You know where the bathroom is in every establishment you visit
*Being in the hospital is "not a big deal"
*You carry a printed out list of your current medications and history to hand to the doctor at the ER instead of trying to write it in those tiny little boxes
*You are a source of much fun to med students at the hospital
blondelawyer
New member
I will add a couple for my husband (from my perspective <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0"> )
*You can swallow a handful of pills without water
*Your wife asks you what color your sputum is (and doesn't barf when she sees it!)
*Coughing up blood is "normal"
*You have a separate fridge for all of your meds and still take up half of the main fridge
*You know where the bathroom is in every establishment you visit
*Being in the hospital is "not a big deal"
*You carry a printed out list of your current medications and history to hand to the doctor at the ER instead of trying to write it in those tiny little boxes
*You are a source of much fun to med students at the hospital
*You can swallow a handful of pills without water
*Your wife asks you what color your sputum is (and doesn't barf when she sees it!)
*Coughing up blood is "normal"
*You have a separate fridge for all of your meds and still take up half of the main fridge
*You know where the bathroom is in every establishment you visit
*Being in the hospital is "not a big deal"
*You carry a printed out list of your current medications and history to hand to the doctor at the ER instead of trying to write it in those tiny little boxes
*You are a source of much fun to med students at the hospital
blondelawyer
New member
I will add a couple for my husband (from my perspective <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0"> )
*You can swallow a handful of pills without water
*Your wife asks you what color your sputum is (and doesn't barf when she sees it!)
*Coughing up blood is "normal"
*You have a separate fridge for all of your meds and still take up half of the main fridge
*You know where the bathroom is in every establishment you visit
*Being in the hospital is "not a big deal"
*You carry a printed out list of your current medications and history to hand to the doctor at the ER instead of trying to write it in those tiny little boxes
*You are a source of much fun to med students at the hospital
*You can swallow a handful of pills without water
*Your wife asks you what color your sputum is (and doesn't barf when she sees it!)
*Coughing up blood is "normal"
*You have a separate fridge for all of your meds and still take up half of the main fridge
*You know where the bathroom is in every establishment you visit
*Being in the hospital is "not a big deal"
*You carry a printed out list of your current medications and history to hand to the doctor at the ER instead of trying to write it in those tiny little boxes
*You are a source of much fun to med students at the hospital
blondelawyer
New member
I will add a couple for my husband (from my perspective <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0"> )
*You can swallow a handful of pills without water
*Your wife asks you what color your sputum is (and doesn't barf when she sees it!)
*Coughing up blood is "normal"
*You have a separate fridge for all of your meds and still take up half of the main fridge
*You know where the bathroom is in every establishment you visit
*Being in the hospital is "not a big deal"
*You carry a printed out list of your current medications and history to hand to the doctor at the ER instead of trying to write it in those tiny little boxes
*You are a source of much fun to med students at the hospital
*You can swallow a handful of pills without water
*Your wife asks you what color your sputum is (and doesn't barf when she sees it!)
*Coughing up blood is "normal"
*You have a separate fridge for all of your meds and still take up half of the main fridge
*You know where the bathroom is in every establishment you visit
*Being in the hospital is "not a big deal"
*You carry a printed out list of your current medications and history to hand to the doctor at the ER instead of trying to write it in those tiny little boxes
*You are a source of much fun to med students at the hospital
blondelawyer
New member
I will add a couple for my husband (from my perspective <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0"> )
*You can swallow a handful of pills without water
*Your wife asks you what color your sputum is (and doesn't barf when she sees it!)
*Coughing up blood is "normal"
*You have a separate fridge for all of your meds and still take up half of the main fridge
*You know where the bathroom is in every establishment you visit
*Being in the hospital is "not a big deal"
*You carry a printed out list of your current medications and history to hand to the doctor at the ER instead of trying to write it in those tiny little boxes
*You are a source of much fun to med students at the hospital
*You can swallow a handful of pills without water
*Your wife asks you what color your sputum is (and doesn't barf when she sees it!)
*Coughing up blood is "normal"
*You have a separate fridge for all of your meds and still take up half of the main fridge
*You know where the bathroom is in every establishment you visit
*Being in the hospital is "not a big deal"
*You carry a printed out list of your current medications and history to hand to the doctor at the ER instead of trying to write it in those tiny little boxes
*You are a source of much fun to med students at the hospital
Oh, this is fun!!
-When the salt from you body eats the "shiny" off your jewelry.
-You can shop in the kids department as an adult (Oh, the looks I get for that one!!)-- Yes I am that short!
-Overnight guest wear earplugs so they don't hear you cough at night.
**I agree with the gas ones that everyone has written-- oh, man!
-When the salt from you body eats the "shiny" off your jewelry.
-You can shop in the kids department as an adult (Oh, the looks I get for that one!!)-- Yes I am that short!
-Overnight guest wear earplugs so they don't hear you cough at night.
**I agree with the gas ones that everyone has written-- oh, man!
Oh, this is fun!!
-When the salt from you body eats the "shiny" off your jewelry.
-You can shop in the kids department as an adult (Oh, the looks I get for that one!!)-- Yes I am that short!
-Overnight guest wear earplugs so they don't hear you cough at night.
**I agree with the gas ones that everyone has written-- oh, man!
-When the salt from you body eats the "shiny" off your jewelry.
-You can shop in the kids department as an adult (Oh, the looks I get for that one!!)-- Yes I am that short!
-Overnight guest wear earplugs so they don't hear you cough at night.
**I agree with the gas ones that everyone has written-- oh, man!
Oh, this is fun!!
-When the salt from you body eats the "shiny" off your jewelry.
-You can shop in the kids department as an adult (Oh, the looks I get for that one!!)-- Yes I am that short!
-Overnight guest wear earplugs so they don't hear you cough at night.
**I agree with the gas ones that everyone has written-- oh, man!
-When the salt from you body eats the "shiny" off your jewelry.
-You can shop in the kids department as an adult (Oh, the looks I get for that one!!)-- Yes I am that short!
-Overnight guest wear earplugs so they don't hear you cough at night.
**I agree with the gas ones that everyone has written-- oh, man!
Oh, this is fun!!
-When the salt from you body eats the "shiny" off your jewelry.
-You can shop in the kids department as an adult (Oh, the looks I get for that one!!)-- Yes I am that short!
-Overnight guest wear earplugs so they don't hear you cough at night.
**I agree with the gas ones that everyone has written-- oh, man!
-When the salt from you body eats the "shiny" off your jewelry.
-You can shop in the kids department as an adult (Oh, the looks I get for that one!!)-- Yes I am that short!
-Overnight guest wear earplugs so they don't hear you cough at night.
**I agree with the gas ones that everyone has written-- oh, man!
Oh, this is fun!!
-When the salt from you body eats the "shiny" off your jewelry.
-You can shop in the kids department as an adult (Oh, the looks I get for that one!!)-- Yes I am that short!
-Overnight guest wear earplugs so they don't hear you cough at night.
**I agree with the gas ones that everyone has written-- oh, man!
-When the salt from you body eats the "shiny" off your jewelry.
-You can shop in the kids department as an adult (Oh, the looks I get for that one!!)-- Yes I am that short!
-Overnight guest wear earplugs so they don't hear you cough at night.
**I agree with the gas ones that everyone has written-- oh, man!
lightNlife
New member
-Having two bathrooms in your house is a necessity, not a luxury
-sugars, fats, salts and artificial flavorings are the bedrock of your food pyramid
-If you do a formed poop, you're tempted to photograph and frame it because you're so proud of your work
-coughing in church has become an art form
-you win bar bets by telling people you have 2 belly buttons, then showing them your ilieostomy scar
-you consider underwear to be a "disposable" part of your wardrobe, since you leak more oil than a '56 Chevy
-sugars, fats, salts and artificial flavorings are the bedrock of your food pyramid
-If you do a formed poop, you're tempted to photograph and frame it because you're so proud of your work
-coughing in church has become an art form
-you win bar bets by telling people you have 2 belly buttons, then showing them your ilieostomy scar
-you consider underwear to be a "disposable" part of your wardrobe, since you leak more oil than a '56 Chevy
lightNlife
New member
-Having two bathrooms in your house is a necessity, not a luxury
-sugars, fats, salts and artificial flavorings are the bedrock of your food pyramid
-If you do a formed poop, you're tempted to photograph and frame it because you're so proud of your work
-coughing in church has become an art form
-you win bar bets by telling people you have 2 belly buttons, then showing them your ilieostomy scar
-you consider underwear to be a "disposable" part of your wardrobe, since you leak more oil than a '56 Chevy
-sugars, fats, salts and artificial flavorings are the bedrock of your food pyramid
-If you do a formed poop, you're tempted to photograph and frame it because you're so proud of your work
-coughing in church has become an art form
-you win bar bets by telling people you have 2 belly buttons, then showing them your ilieostomy scar
-you consider underwear to be a "disposable" part of your wardrobe, since you leak more oil than a '56 Chevy
lightNlife
New member
-Having two bathrooms in your house is a necessity, not a luxury
-sugars, fats, salts and artificial flavorings are the bedrock of your food pyramid
-If you do a formed poop, you're tempted to photograph and frame it because you're so proud of your work
-coughing in church has become an art form
-you win bar bets by telling people you have 2 belly buttons, then showing them your ilieostomy scar
-you consider underwear to be a "disposable" part of your wardrobe, since you leak more oil than a '56 Chevy
-sugars, fats, salts and artificial flavorings are the bedrock of your food pyramid
-If you do a formed poop, you're tempted to photograph and frame it because you're so proud of your work
-coughing in church has become an art form
-you win bar bets by telling people you have 2 belly buttons, then showing them your ilieostomy scar
-you consider underwear to be a "disposable" part of your wardrobe, since you leak more oil than a '56 Chevy
lightNlife
New member
-Having two bathrooms in your house is a necessity, not a luxury
-sugars, fats, salts and artificial flavorings are the bedrock of your food pyramid
-If you do a formed poop, you're tempted to photograph and frame it because you're so proud of your work
-coughing in church has become an art form
-you win bar bets by telling people you have 2 belly buttons, then showing them your ilieostomy scar
-you consider underwear to be a "disposable" part of your wardrobe, since you leak more oil than a '56 Chevy
-sugars, fats, salts and artificial flavorings are the bedrock of your food pyramid
-If you do a formed poop, you're tempted to photograph and frame it because you're so proud of your work
-coughing in church has become an art form
-you win bar bets by telling people you have 2 belly buttons, then showing them your ilieostomy scar
-you consider underwear to be a "disposable" part of your wardrobe, since you leak more oil than a '56 Chevy
lightNlife
New member
-Having two bathrooms in your house is a necessity, not a luxury
-sugars, fats, salts and artificial flavorings are the bedrock of your food pyramid
-If you do a formed poop, you're tempted to photograph and frame it because you're so proud of your work
-coughing in church has become an art form
-you win bar bets by telling people you have 2 belly buttons, then showing them your ilieostomy scar
-you consider underwear to be a "disposable" part of your wardrobe, since you leak more oil than a '56 Chevy
-sugars, fats, salts and artificial flavorings are the bedrock of your food pyramid
-If you do a formed poop, you're tempted to photograph and frame it because you're so proud of your work
-coughing in church has become an art form
-you win bar bets by telling people you have 2 belly buttons, then showing them your ilieostomy scar
-you consider underwear to be a "disposable" part of your wardrobe, since you leak more oil than a '56 Chevy