During the Jacobite rebellion in Scotland a battalion of English soldiers were marching along a valley in the highlands of Scotland.
As they were passing a small hill, a rather hairy Scotsman appeared at the top of the hill and he started goading the English soldiers. The English captain sent 4 soldiers up the hill to deal with the Scotsman, as they were getting near the top the Scotsman went back over the hill and the English soldiers followed him.....2 mins later the Scotsman appeared again goading and swearing at the English.
The captain was furious and so he sent 10 men up the hill to deal with the obnoxious Scotsman. Same thing as before happened, the soldiers went out of sight and 2 mins later the Scotsman appeared again shouting and swearing at the English.
Again the Captain was furious and so sent up 40 men this time to deal with the Scotsman, and they dissapeared over the top and 3 mins later the Scotsman appeared shouting, goading and swearing at the soldiers.
The captain was really furious now and so sent up 80 men this time to deal with the one Scotsman. And just as they were approaching the top of the hill, one of the English soldiers crawled back over the hill all beaten up and covered in blood. He managed to stand up, and staggered towards the English and shouted....
'' back, back theres two of them
As they were passing a small hill, a rather hairy Scotsman appeared at the top of the hill and he started goading the English soldiers. The English captain sent 4 soldiers up the hill to deal with the Scotsman, as they were getting near the top the Scotsman went back over the hill and the English soldiers followed him.....2 mins later the Scotsman appeared again goading and swearing at the English.
The captain was furious and so he sent 10 men up the hill to deal with the obnoxious Scotsman. Same thing as before happened, the soldiers went out of sight and 2 mins later the Scotsman appeared again shouting and swearing at the English.
Again the Captain was furious and so sent up 40 men this time to deal with the Scotsman, and they dissapeared over the top and 3 mins later the Scotsman appeared shouting, goading and swearing at the soldiers.
The captain was really furious now and so sent up 80 men this time to deal with the one Scotsman. And just as they were approaching the top of the hill, one of the English soldiers crawled back over the hill all beaten up and covered in blood. He managed to stand up, and staggered towards the English and shouted....
'' back, back theres two of them