You know you're an adult with CF when...

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Skye

New member
you prefer the healthy grocery clerk showing no flu symptoms over the short line......sniffles are no good when someone is touching all of your food

you have perfected the art of the double flush....no chunks allowed

you have color coded your sputum like a bad sherwin williams paint sample card so you can provide the perfect description for your doc

you try to keep both hands occupied holding stuff so you don't have to shake the greeters hand at church....."ahh sorry; but, good morning"

your daughter knows more medical terms than the first year nursing students and could possilby have her nursing degree by 8th grade

you flush public toilets with your foot<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">...come on, you know you do this one
 
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Skye

New member
you prefer the healthy grocery clerk showing no flu symptoms over the short line......sniffles are no good when someone is touching all of your food

you have perfected the art of the double flush....no chunks allowed

you have color coded your sputum like a bad sherwin williams paint sample card so you can provide the perfect description for your doc

you try to keep both hands occupied holding stuff so you don't have to shake the greeters hand at church....."ahh sorry; but, good morning"

your daughter knows more medical terms than the first year nursing students and could possilby have her nursing degree by 8th grade

you flush public toilets with your foot<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">...come on, you know you do this one
 
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Skye

New member
you prefer the healthy grocery clerk showing no flu symptoms over the short line......sniffles are no good when someone is touching all of your food

you have perfected the art of the double flush....no chunks allowed

you have color coded your sputum like a bad sherwin williams paint sample card so you can provide the perfect description for your doc

you try to keep both hands occupied holding stuff so you don't have to shake the greeters hand at church....."ahh sorry; but, good morning"

your daughter knows more medical terms than the first year nursing students and could possilby have her nursing degree by 8th grade

you flush public toilets with your foot<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">...come on, you know you do this one
 
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Skye

New member
you prefer the healthy grocery clerk showing no flu symptoms over the short line......sniffles are no good when someone is touching all of your food

you have perfected the art of the double flush....no chunks allowed

you have color coded your sputum like a bad sherwin williams paint sample card so you can provide the perfect description for your doc

you try to keep both hands occupied holding stuff so you don't have to shake the greeters hand at church....."ahh sorry; but, good morning"

your daughter knows more medical terms than the first year nursing students and could possilby have her nursing degree by 8th grade

you flush public toilets with your foot<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">...come on, you know you do this one
 
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Skye

New member
you prefer the healthy grocery clerk showing no flu symptoms over the short line......sniffles are no good when someone is touching all of your food
<br />
<br />you have perfected the art of the double flush....no chunks allowed
<br />
<br />you have color coded your sputum like a bad sherwin williams paint sample card so you can provide the perfect description for your doc
<br />
<br />you try to keep both hands occupied holding stuff so you don't have to shake the greeters hand at church....."ahh sorry; but, good morning"
<br />
<br />your daughter knows more medical terms than the first year nursing students and could possilby have her nursing degree by 8th grade
<br />
<br />you flush public toilets with your foot<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">...come on, you know you do this one
 
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mamerth

New member
I love these!!!

Everyone has pretty much said mine.

**When you child/husband can sleep through your coughing spells but if your breathing get slightly irregular they wake up instantly.
**When you say you have retired at 25. (I did just wish I could draw benefits).
**When you eat more than your 180 lb husband and your inlaws go into shock!
 
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mamerth

New member
I love these!!!

Everyone has pretty much said mine.

**When you child/husband can sleep through your coughing spells but if your breathing get slightly irregular they wake up instantly.
**When you say you have retired at 25. (I did just wish I could draw benefits).
**When you eat more than your 180 lb husband and your inlaws go into shock!
 
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mamerth

New member
I love these!!!

Everyone has pretty much said mine.

**When you child/husband can sleep through your coughing spells but if your breathing get slightly irregular they wake up instantly.
**When you say you have retired at 25. (I did just wish I could draw benefits).
**When you eat more than your 180 lb husband and your inlaws go into shock!
 
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mamerth

New member
I love these!!!

Everyone has pretty much said mine.

**When you child/husband can sleep through your coughing spells but if your breathing get slightly irregular they wake up instantly.
**When you say you have retired at 25. (I did just wish I could draw benefits).
**When you eat more than your 180 lb husband and your inlaws go into shock!
 
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mamerth

New member
I love these!!!
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<br />Everyone has pretty much said mine.
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<br />**When you child/husband can sleep through your coughing spells but if your breathing get slightly irregular they wake up instantly.
<br />**When you say you have retired at 25. (I did just wish I could draw benefits).
<br />**When you eat more than your 180 lb husband and your inlaws go into shock!
<br />
 
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kmaried

New member
Haha - these are so funny and creative!!! Thanks!!!

It's as if we have our own language... if you're outside of our circle, you'd read a lot of these and say... WHAT????
 
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kmaried

New member
Haha - these are so funny and creative!!! Thanks!!!

It's as if we have our own language... if you're outside of our circle, you'd read a lot of these and say... WHAT????
 
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kmaried

New member
Haha - these are so funny and creative!!! Thanks!!!

It's as if we have our own language... if you're outside of our circle, you'd read a lot of these and say... WHAT????
 
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kmaried

New member
Haha - these are so funny and creative!!! Thanks!!!

It's as if we have our own language... if you're outside of our circle, you'd read a lot of these and say... WHAT????
 
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kmaried

New member
Haha - these are so funny and creative!!! Thanks!!!
<br />
<br />It's as if we have our own language... if you're outside of our circle, you'd read a lot of these and say... WHAT????
<br />
 
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Kristen

New member
Hehehehe. I love these!

- When you get searched every time you go through airport security because the TSA thinks your nebulizer pump is a bomb.

- When people ask if you are sick and you didn't even realize you were coughing

- When you have to sleep with 15 pillows so your sinuses don't drain down the back of your throat.

-When it takes you two hours to get ready for work every morning

-When you know how hard someone's water is based on the amount of residue left on your nebs after boiling them
 
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Kristen

New member
Hehehehe. I love these!

- When you get searched every time you go through airport security because the TSA thinks your nebulizer pump is a bomb.

- When people ask if you are sick and you didn't even realize you were coughing

- When you have to sleep with 15 pillows so your sinuses don't drain down the back of your throat.

-When it takes you two hours to get ready for work every morning

-When you know how hard someone's water is based on the amount of residue left on your nebs after boiling them
 
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Kristen

New member
Hehehehe. I love these!

- When you get searched every time you go through airport security because the TSA thinks your nebulizer pump is a bomb.

- When people ask if you are sick and you didn't even realize you were coughing

- When you have to sleep with 15 pillows so your sinuses don't drain down the back of your throat.

-When it takes you two hours to get ready for work every morning

-When you know how hard someone's water is based on the amount of residue left on your nebs after boiling them
 
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Kristen

New member
Hehehehe. I love these!

- When you get searched every time you go through airport security because the TSA thinks your nebulizer pump is a bomb.

- When people ask if you are sick and you didn't even realize you were coughing

- When you have to sleep with 15 pillows so your sinuses don't drain down the back of your throat.

-When it takes you two hours to get ready for work every morning

-When you know how hard someone's water is based on the amount of residue left on your nebs after boiling them
 
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Kristen

New member
Hehehehe. I love these!
<br />
<br />- When you get searched every time you go through airport security because the TSA thinks your nebulizer pump is a bomb.
<br />
<br />- When people ask if you are sick and you didn't even realize you were coughing
<br />
<br />- When you have to sleep with 15 pillows so your sinuses don't drain down the back of your throat.
<br />
<br />-When it takes you two hours to get ready for work every morning
<br />
<br />-When you know how hard someone's water is based on the amount of residue left on your nebs after boiling them
 
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