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A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY FROM LOS ANGELES TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO...

HELGA NEEDS A BEER > > > >It was a hot day in Minnesota. > > > >Helga hung out the wash to dry, put a roast in the oven, and then went >downtown to pick up some dry cleaning. > > > >"Gootness, it's hotter dan Hell today," she mused to herself as she walked >down Main Street. She passed a tavern...

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began: "Red............cherry," "Yellow........lemon,"...

These are funny !!!!!!!! Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked...

Clear Day LET IT REALLY SINK IN - THEN CHOOSE. > > > > John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood >and > > always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he >was > > doing, he would reply, "If I were any better, I would be twins!" > > He...

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock move." "Oh", said...

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The Sandpiper by Robert Peterson She was six years old when I first met her on the beach near where I live. I drive to this beach, a distance of three or four miles, whenever the world begins to close in on me. She was building a sand castle or something and looked up, her eyes as blue as...

Don't you all know it's been Sean all along.... Here is his last post, Meant to say SOME people on this form really need to grow up! < Sean for sure... ^^^^sean did this ^^^^^^^^ ofcourse he will say he was never here,,, Guess he is hawking the O oil on another site,,,, <img...

I get so tired of coming in here and finding threads have been locked. This thread is in the Adult Section, and I beleive that was the title of the the Last Locked thread. We are Adults here, this is the Adult Section of the site. Why must a thread be locked just because it gets a...

Hello. I posted a picture in the photo gallery, page 5 You can see what a 49 year old Cfer looks like.... most people don't think I am 49, or maybe they don't want to make me feel bad , lol

I guess I am very lucky being 49 with Cf, still working and I have a Son,( he is Healthy ) I hear people talking about the time of their death. I went through all my life, Waiting. When I was 8 I heard a doctor tell my mother that I would not live long enough to finish high school, so I...