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when I was young, I would say that my CF looked like a witch who was following me in a dark cave not knowing if I were able to escape from the cave alive. As I grew older, my CF was challenging where I would literally run away my fears and thought that I could lesson the damage from occuring...

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominantly male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: (hey....if you can't laugh.....) 10: "Take it easy, doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before!" 9: "Find Amelia Earhart, yet?" 8: "Can...

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THIS IS TOO SWEET FOR WORDS!!! A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand. "That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?"...

Everyone breaks wind, admit it or not. Kings do and queens do. Edward Lear, the 19th century English landscape painter, wrote affectionately of a favorite Duchess who gave enormous dinner parties attended by the cream of society. One night she let out a ripper and quick as a flash she...

FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS): 1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. 2. A will is a dead giveaway. 3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. 4. A backward poet writes inverse. 5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes. 6...

I was born in the late fiftiies and when my friends and I would go out and dance we would often do the shimmy dance just for fun. Recently I decided to try this dance again for a minute at a time to see if it would be good for clearing out mucus from my lungs (since my last cold) well it is hard...

I called the Vest company this morning and the lady who I previously spoke with Teresa gave me the WRONG information. I spoke to a lady named Libby who does work with Canadians and said that there is no program at this time but you can fund raise and buy the vest for 9,500 usa dollars. I do feel...

Natural Highs Please make sure you forward this back to me . . . You'll see why at the end. Think about them one at a time before going on to the next one It Does Make You Feel Good, especially the thought at the end # 45. 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot...

If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children."

"Test for Dementia" "It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test." Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or...

To commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1, actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP. One of the musical numbers she performed was "My Favorite Things" from the legendary movie "Sound Of Music." Here are the...

Stress Management A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, "how heavy is this glass of water? " Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g. The lecturer replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long you try to...

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her > shower > when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and > runs > downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door > neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800...

A woman went to the doctor's office, where she was seen by a young, new doctor. After about 4 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him...

<b> A gorgeous redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and...