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Two little old ladies were attending a rather long church service. One leaned over and whispered, "My butt is going to sleep." "I know," replied her companion, "I heard it snore three times."

I once wrote a song and Video for the company Genentech as a gift and the song is called <b>Pulmozyme to the Rescue</b> Dr. Shak is *the inventor of Pulmozyme* *I made the video with the song <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">and there is a chld playing Dr. Shak with...

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into...

SO happy you have decided to rock up here once again. I was thinking about you the other day and missed your wisdom. Stay and never leave !

If you have an ongoing pain this might help you. My chiropractor charged my insurance with this unit. I used it last night and I awoke with no pain in my elbow. I will use it again when needed. It is pretty cool. <a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge...

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, can I ask you a...

Jerry, I wanted to know if folks from Canada can apply for financial assistance from the Boomer Esiason foundation? If so can you can mention this to us on this site I am sure many would appreciate this. I have a fund for my living expenses from the National Transplant Assistance Fund that...

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TAKE YOUR PICK Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, Did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, What was her maiden name?" -----------------------------------------------------------------------...

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I want to buy a Bosu ball for workouts. Check them out they seem like a good workout for core exercises. I did not buy one yet but want to know if you have tried one out in the gyms.

Here is one that I am proud of This is a true story. An old boyfriend and I broke up twenty years ago and after a while we stayed phone friends. He called to tell me he was getting married and I congratulated him. He went on to say if I wan't going to marry Mary I would have married you. I...

All of them are funny, so be patient and enjoy!! 1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! 4.. Some people are alive...

What ways do you cough? I know this souds weird but I know, I am always thinking of strange ways to change things. what I did when I got really sick with my cf lungs was I used my thigh master to huff and cough. At that time I needed all the help I can get. I think most people do not put much...

Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?" Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time," The Doctor nods, "Hmm." Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five...

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We don't have a problem with ticks, but this is for those with pets who go outside... Easy Tick Removal:...... Please forward to anyone with children.. or hunters or dogs, etc!! Thanks! A School Nurse has written the info below -- good enough to share --And it really works!! had a...

Steps To Happiness Everybody Knows: You can't be all things to all people. You can't do all things at once. You can't do all things equally well. You can't do all things better than everyone else. Your humanity is showing just like everyone else's. So: You have to find out who you are, and...