A Challlenge for All You Joke Tellers

JazzysMom

New member
I usually read your jokes to my husband, but he is a tough cookie to make laugh. So given that you all have humour I challenge you to come up with something that will actually cause a chuckle in my husband.

Let me give you a few guidelines that I seem to have found that might help.

Short or one liners work best. He kind of tunes out the "story style". Probably sexual or George Bush (he is a supporter, but is receptive to anti bush jokes) is a good start.

I havent told him I am challenging you guys so IF you rise to the challenge and when I tell him the jokes......I will acknowledge the credit where it is do.

I warn you now that what most of us would bust a seam over he wouldnt even crack a smirk at so this is going to be more difficult then you think.

I have confidence and this is for ANYONE. I just happen to think of our top 3 comics who post the jokes most often.

Ready, set, go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

JazzysMom

New member
I usually read your jokes to my husband, but he is a tough cookie to make laugh. So given that you all have humour I challenge you to come up with something that will actually cause a chuckle in my husband.

Let me give you a few guidelines that I seem to have found that might help.

Short or one liners work best. He kind of tunes out the "story style". Probably sexual or George Bush (he is a supporter, but is receptive to anti bush jokes) is a good start.

I havent told him I am challenging you guys so IF you rise to the challenge and when I tell him the jokes......I will acknowledge the credit where it is do.

I warn you now that what most of us would bust a seam over he wouldnt even crack a smirk at so this is going to be more difficult then you think.

I have confidence and this is for ANYONE. I just happen to think of our top 3 comics who post the jokes most often.

Ready, set, go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

JazzysMom

New member
I usually read your jokes to my husband, but he is a tough cookie to make laugh. So given that you all have humour I challenge you to come up with something that will actually cause a chuckle in my husband.

Let me give you a few guidelines that I seem to have found that might help.

Short or one liners work best. He kind of tunes out the "story style". Probably sexual or George Bush (he is a supporter, but is receptive to anti bush jokes) is a good start.

I havent told him I am challenging you guys so IF you rise to the challenge and when I tell him the jokes......I will acknowledge the credit where it is do.

I warn you now that what most of us would bust a seam over he wouldnt even crack a smirk at so this is going to be more difficult then you think.

I have confidence and this is for ANYONE. I just happen to think of our top 3 comics who post the jokes most often.

Ready, set, go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

JazzysMom

New member
I usually read your jokes to my husband, but he is a tough cookie to make laugh. So given that you all have humour I challenge you to come up with something that will actually cause a chuckle in my husband.

Let me give you a few guidelines that I seem to have found that might help.

Short or one liners work best. He kind of tunes out the "story style". Probably sexual or George Bush (he is a supporter, but is receptive to anti bush jokes) is a good start.

I havent told him I am challenging you guys so IF you rise to the challenge and when I tell him the jokes......I will acknowledge the credit where it is do.

I warn you now that what most of us would bust a seam over he wouldnt even crack a smirk at so this is going to be more difficult then you think.

I have confidence and this is for ANYONE. I just happen to think of our top 3 comics who post the jokes most often.

Ready, set, go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

JazzysMom

New member
I usually read your jokes to my husband, but he is a tough cookie to make laugh. So given that you all have humour I challenge you to come up with something that will actually cause a chuckle in my husband.

Let me give you a few guidelines that I seem to have found that might help.

Short or one liners work best. He kind of tunes out the "story style". Probably sexual or George Bush (he is a supporter, but is receptive to anti bush jokes) is a good start.

I havent told him I am challenging you guys so IF you rise to the challenge and when I tell him the jokes......I will acknowledge the credit where it is do.

I warn you now that what most of us would bust a seam over he wouldnt even crack a smirk at so this is going to be more difficult then you think.

I have confidence and this is for ANYONE. I just happen to think of our top 3 comics who post the jokes most often.

Ready, set, go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

JazzysMom

New member
I usually read your jokes to my husband, but he is a tough cookie to make laugh. So given that you all have humour I challenge you to come up with something that will actually cause a chuckle in my husband.

Let me give you a few guidelines that I seem to have found that might help.

Short or one liners work best. He kind of tunes out the "story style". Probably sexual or George Bush (he is a supporter, but is receptive to anti bush jokes) is a good start.

I havent told him I am challenging you guys so IF you rise to the challenge and when I tell him the jokes......I will acknowledge the credit where it is do.

I warn you now that what most of us would bust a seam over he wouldnt even crack a smirk at so this is going to be more difficult then you think.

I have confidence and this is for ANYONE. I just happen to think of our top 3 comics who post the jokes most often.

Ready, set, go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

dbtoo

New member
Vice President Richard Cheney announced his support of a bill to federally subsidise vehicular registrations for any individual who designates themselves as an organ donor. On a related topic, he also announced his annual dove hunts will now be held quarterly and are open to all organ donor designees.


(Sick humor!) <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0">

If that didn't get a smirk from him Mel, then check him for a pulse!
 

dbtoo

New member
Vice President Richard Cheney announced his support of a bill to federally subsidise vehicular registrations for any individual who designates themselves as an organ donor. On a related topic, he also announced his annual dove hunts will now be held quarterly and are open to all organ donor designees.


(Sick humor!) <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0">

If that didn't get a smirk from him Mel, then check him for a pulse!
 

dbtoo

New member
Vice President Richard Cheney announced his support of a bill to federally subsidise vehicular registrations for any individual who designates themselves as an organ donor. On a related topic, he also announced his annual dove hunts will now be held quarterly and are open to all organ donor designees.


(Sick humor!) <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0">

If that didn't get a smirk from him Mel, then check him for a pulse!
 

dbtoo

New member
Vice President Richard Cheney announced his support of a bill to federally subsidise vehicular registrations for any individual who designates themselves as an organ donor. On a related topic, he also announced his annual dove hunts will now be held quarterly and are open to all organ donor designees.


(Sick humor!) <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0">

If that didn't get a smirk from him Mel, then check him for a pulse!
 

dbtoo

New member
Vice President Richard Cheney announced his support of a bill to federally subsidise vehicular registrations for any individual who designates themselves as an organ donor. On a related topic, he also announced his annual dove hunts will now be held quarterly and are open to all organ donor designees.


(Sick humor!) <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0">

If that didn't get a smirk from him Mel, then check him for a pulse!
 

dbtoo

New member
Vice President Richard Cheney announced his support of a bill to federally subsidise vehicular registrations for any individual who designates themselves as an organ donor. On a related topic, he also announced his annual dove hunts will now be held quarterly and are open to all organ donor designees.


(Sick humor!) <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0">

If that didn't get a smirk from him Mel, then check him for a pulse!
 

JazzysMom

New member
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>dbtoo</b></i>

Vice President Richard Cheney announced his support of a bill to federally subsidise vehicular registrations for any individual who designates themselves as an organ donor. On a related topic, he also announced his annual dove hunts will now be held quarterly and are open to all organ donor designees.


(Sick humor!) <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0">

If that didn't get a smirk from him Mel, then check him for a pulse!</end quote></div>


On a scale of 1-10 huby gave this a 4 with no smirk! SORRY
 

JazzysMom

New member
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>dbtoo</b></i>

Vice President Richard Cheney announced his support of a bill to federally subsidise vehicular registrations for any individual who designates themselves as an organ donor. On a related topic, he also announced his annual dove hunts will now be held quarterly and are open to all organ donor designees.


(Sick humor!) <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif" border="0">

If that didn't get a smirk from him Mel, then check him for a pulse!</end quote></div>


On a scale of 1-10 huby gave this a 4 with no smirk! SORRY
 
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