A Challlenge for All You Joke Tellers

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Brad

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Too Easy,,, Bush and Jokes go together like Bread and Butter ,,,,,


Fuzzy about Numbers: When a reporter asked Bush what he thought about his first hundred days in office he replied "Has it been a year already?

Coincidence or Medical Miracle?: The discovery that Bush's resting heart rate is 43 has led some observers to speculate that this is the first time we've had a president with a heart rate that matches his IQ.

The Golf Between Reality and Fantasy: What do golf and Florida elections have in common? Low score wins.
 
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Brad

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Too Easy,,, Bush and Jokes go together like Bread and Butter ,,,,,


Fuzzy about Numbers: When a reporter asked Bush what he thought about his first hundred days in office he replied "Has it been a year already?

Coincidence or Medical Miracle?: The discovery that Bush's resting heart rate is 43 has led some observers to speculate that this is the first time we've had a president with a heart rate that matches his IQ.

The Golf Between Reality and Fantasy: What do golf and Florida elections have in common? Low score wins.
 
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JazzysMom

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>Brad</b></i>

A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"


Bush says, "We're planning WWIII. And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"


Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman!!! Why kill a bicycle repairman?"



Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, dummy! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"</end quote></div>


DING DING DING DING............WE HAVE A WINNER!

I am pleased to announce the winning joke which my husband not only rated with a 9.5, but he gave a thumbs up and a chuckle!

THANK YOU to all the participants. I know my hubby was hard to crack, but in the meantime so many others enjoyed it!!!
 
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JazzysMom

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>Brad</b></i>

A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"


Bush says, "We're planning WWIII. And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"


Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman!!! Why kill a bicycle repairman?"



Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, dummy! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"</end quote></div>


DING DING DING DING............WE HAVE A WINNER!

I am pleased to announce the winning joke which my husband not only rated with a 9.5, but he gave a thumbs up and a chuckle!

THANK YOU to all the participants. I know my hubby was hard to crack, but in the meantime so many others enjoyed it!!!
 
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JazzysMom

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>Brad</b></i>

A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"


Bush says, "We're planning WWIII. And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"


Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman!!! Why kill a bicycle repairman?"



Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, dummy! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"</end quote></div>


DING DING DING DING............WE HAVE A WINNER!

I am pleased to announce the winning joke which my husband not only rated with a 9.5, but he gave a thumbs up and a chuckle!

THANK YOU to all the participants. I know my hubby was hard to crack, but in the meantime so many others enjoyed it!!!
 
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JazzysMom

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>Brad</b></i>

A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"


Bush says, "We're planning WWIII. And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"


Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman!!! Why kill a bicycle repairman?"



Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, dummy! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"</end quote></div>


DING DING DING DING............WE HAVE A WINNER!

I am pleased to announce the winning joke which my husband not only rated with a 9.5, but he gave a thumbs up and a chuckle!

THANK YOU to all the participants. I know my hubby was hard to crack, but in the meantime so many others enjoyed it!!!
 
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JazzysMom

New member
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>Brad</b></i>

A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"


Bush says, "We're planning WWIII. And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"


Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman!!! Why kill a bicycle repairman?"



Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, dummy! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"</end quote>


DING DING DING DING............WE HAVE A WINNER!

I am pleased to announce the winning joke which my husband not only rated with a 9.5, but he gave a thumbs up and a chuckle!

THANK YOU to all the participants. I know my hubby was hard to crack, but in the meantime so many others enjoyed it!!!
 
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JazzysMom

New member
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>Brad</b></i>

A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"


Bush says, "We're planning WWIII. And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"


Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman!!! Why kill a bicycle repairman?"



Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, dummy! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"</end quote>


DING DING DING DING............WE HAVE A WINNER!

I am pleased to announce the winning joke which my husband not only rated with a 9.5, but he gave a thumbs up and a chuckle!

THANK YOU to all the participants. I know my hubby was hard to crack, but in the meantime so many others enjoyed it!!!
 
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EnergyGal

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THIS ONE CRACKED ME UP


A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
 
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EnergyGal

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THIS ONE CRACKED ME UP


A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
 
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EnergyGal

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THIS ONE CRACKED ME UP


A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
 
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EnergyGal

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THIS ONE CRACKED ME UP


A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
 
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EnergyGal

New member
THIS ONE CRACKED ME UP


A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
 
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EnergyGal

New member
THIS ONE CRACKED ME UP


A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
 
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